omfg don’t do this this is creepy asf

I was so confused because I thought you meant the ones on my feet lmao

Trying to keep it together this weekend has been a struggle. My mom was admitted to the hospital and I’ve been taking care of my dad. All the plans we had made for the week had to be canceled and nobody is happy

Realized I don’t post as much here but I have managed to lose 40 pounds this year by fixing my diet and staying consistent with exercise

Suddenly I care about the holidays

A cranberry bbq sauce with this would be life changing

My birthday is next month which means I should book a tattoo to avoid being around my friends and family whom I love

We hit best friends in Pokemon go lately and I read your user name out loud

Everybody was very interested get that kink link going

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Khao soi is like the first thing I wanna see on a Thai menu 🤤

Oh wow other people are as down bad as me let’s go

Oh nooooo come sit on my face I’ll make it all better

Starting a work email with “I hope you are having a pleasant Fat Cock Friday” bc I respect holidays and seek wrongful termination

Everybody in my fam has been sick for like a solid week it’s been hard enough to get across the house for water

😭 missed registration I will never recover from this

One of my favorite Shooter games. It’s about time they gave Zelda a Glock

Secret fourth cosplay for the Afters?

Are you using the drag race tag to filter for other people who like the show?

So hearing from three different people who went to different performances that it was bad? And not just like a little bad but BAD? I’m so relieved

You have to understand

I spent months agonizing over whether I should quit that show, and more still getting my part to a point I was content with. And when I finally quit I felt the disappointment from so many people who wanted this for me

I quit a show that could have been a huge break for me. Possibly propelled me into years of roles locally and opening doors in other cities

It is getting such bad reviews holy shit

Do yourself a favor and don’t watch it. The Descent is a fantastic movie as a standalone

I bring this up because the sequel isn’t great

The Descent is a good movie, but it’s better when you consider that the gasses deep in a cave are different than we normally breathe and drive you crazy

That girl killed her friends not cave vampires

Best feeling is when my dog pushes the office door open so she can come give kisses. Wake up dad it’s Jojo time

Once you get the first that mental barrier is gone and suddenly it’s like “why SHOULDNT I get a goat drinking a Baja blast?”

I said this for 39 years and now I’ve got like 13 tattoos and five more planned 🫠

I spend 90% of my online time on my alt so unless it’s about hump day

It is March 19 why are my neighbors setting off fireworks

On a hump day? We love to see it