My boss wants to "reward" us by taking us out to dinner, but all that does for me is add several hours to my day where I have to eat probably mediocre food in a loud restaurant while I have to keep pretending to be a Normal Coworker.
Just let me go home, it's all the reward I need.
piping up (as the got enjoyer) to say it's tonally very unlike game of thrones! got is an epic war story. akotsk is a short, sweet tournament arc with fun characters and small stakes.
growing up with very religious parents and little exposure to culture made me weird in many ways. but it also blessed me with the power of Absolutely No Attachment to Michael Jackson, Elvis or The Beatles.
it will never not be funny how they thought bsky was going to be a google campus and instead they got tumblr and they absolutely h a t e it
Ahahahahaha what do you mean the TECHNICAL ADVISOR to Bluesky just blocked over 300k users by following an ANTI-AI, AI HATERS blocklist.
Embarassing.
me when I'm paid to be a technical advisor on a platform with millions of active users
i think it's just my algorithms since i interact w feminist content and this stuff often cloaks itself in that philosophy, but the fatalistic gender essentialism being fed to young women on social media rn is SO bleak
[cocks gun] you've read your last free article
Rather than focus on today’s heavy rainstorm, we prefer to recall (a few days ago!) when our skunk, Tux, was enjoying the sunshine! 🦨🌞☀️
Avatar infectiouspiss Reblogged 6d Avatar infectiouspiss 6d you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts Avatar infectiouspiss 6d mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall Avatar infectiouspiss 6d listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer
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Conservatives have a perception of men completely more demented and sexist than any strawman feminist grifters could ever think off
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THANK YOU!! WE GOT THIS!
this isn't even the first aaa game about taking care of a child android
don't post about this much anymore, but i have not had a cutting relapse in a very long time AND i just got through a full week of eating two full meals a day!
by "not dying" and "eating enough food for my body," i'm finally on the functional level of your average plankton, bacterium, worm, etc.
Palantir doing supervillain monologuing sure does, deliberately or not, distract from its actual business being almost extravagantly boring:
I think about this all the time
I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again
Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited
sweet dreams (risograph version)
I think a lot of his reputation comes from early work that was so strikingly gruesome nobody really stopped to evaluate its quality. As a writer, he’s…fine? The more mainstream he gets, the more the edgelord stuff gets tuned out and the completely Fine quality of the work is exposed.
tumblr post that says 'sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101'
modern day proverbs
spoken like a guy who didn't watch the special features on their monsters inc dvd and watch the animators go insane about sully's fur
lee cronin pitching lee cronin's the mummy: okay, so it's a movie about an ancient egyptian curse. it's set mostly in albuquerque and the titular mummy is an eight-year-old white girl. i would rather skin myself with a cheese grater than learn anything about egyptian mythology.
WITCH HUNTER ROBIN MENTION
i'll either die fighting or live to see the ultra-high waist return.
Doing important detective work in Hotel Dusk.
he's also much hotter than any of them!