I'm driving. So fuck off.

Tell me where is said comedians are nazis. Learn to read. Ignoring rhe world to make your dumb little jokes is fucked. Saying you only want to see cute lil jokes is fucked. Learn. To. Read.

Angry fucking guy. Real angry. At people who can't sacrifice their self care to even see the real world

I see you struggle with reading comprehension. That's okay. Many folks do. I never said "don't make jokes" but it is fucked to say you only want to see jokes. Reading is hard

I don't care if you like me. I don't know you. But your cute little jokes are going to help so many people. You're a good human

We are past boycotts. We are past marches. We are past anything that will take our country back other than open revolution. They aren't taking it. It is gone

Okay cool. Go stick your head in the sand and make your cute little jokes and ignore everything that isn't your cute little jokes. And don't say bro it makes you sound 13

Apparently the ones who ignored the news because it was a bummer in 1930s Germany were called "comics". I was under the impression they were called nazis

Almost a decade in, not a soul is struggling to describe MAGA. This is why we will never get to vote again. Because we waste effort endlessly describing the problem and confuse that with action

What did they call Germans in the 30s who "stopped watching the news because I'm into self care"?

They called them nazis. Think about that before you ignore the suffering of others because it is a bummer

Her: *cums*

Me: *Steve Urkel voice* DID I DO THAT?

When encountering puzzles in video games are most people like "Yay! I can't progress any further whatsoever until I solve this puzzle that has zero to do with the story"?

Is this a popular feature that I am in a minority for wanting to skip? I play to turn my brain off. I solve puzzle all day

I think the most terrifying prospect is what we are going to have to do to get it back.

I think people truly don't understand just how much our lives are about to change forever.

someone please change @schumer.senate.gov's bluesky password. i'm begging you

Fire your social media manager. They are terrible. Is it my grandma? Did you hire my 82 year old dead grandmother? That is the only reason to explain these out of touch skeets

She would be exponentially more effective in the Senate

You are so hopelessly out of touch. There is not a soul who doesn't know what is happening. You are trying to win an election you just lost. Literally campaigning into the void.

I beg you, retire. You are the reason we lost. You and the elderlies in charge.

It really isn't the Republican Party. That is just the tool they use to get on the ballot. It is something else entirely. Something much darker.

Don't forget all the #resist grifters will shit post like crazy then go to bed feeling like they did something today

*Luigi energy intensifies*

Everyone look at this complete waste of time and energy. Protesting exactly in the manner that powers wants you to, after asking them permission to do it isn't protest.
And I won't mention how idiot the idea of impeachment is.

America is too far gone for marches to work

This only exists to make the people there feel better. Marches accomplish nothing. He will never be impeached because apparently you have zero idea how government works. This is why we will never vote again. Because you think *this* is doing something

Democratic leadership is even more useless that the #resist grifters on social media. Nobody has ever risen out of oppression because of shit posting.

We wint stop them by shit posting on the internet. We won't stop them by having polite little marches. We've all likely voted for the last time in our lives. So how do we stop them that isn't just whistling in the dark? Who is out there planning revolution?

What Americans are failing to see is that the way we got those people back was *not* by cute lil marched and getting out the vote. We are in a dark place that will take ugliness to get out of

Mustache guys are either no nonsense or 100% nonsense

Sam Eagle as Miley Cyrus on the cover of vanity fair.

i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of vanity fair: thread

He's not even an elderly, he has no excuse for being so out of touch.

It's all fun and games till the authorities* show up

*my cats when I'm making a tuna sandwich