COPE as always

Me born in 1999: "I loved watching Eyes Wide Shut when it came out. Rushed to the theatre as soon as I was done voting in the Vancouver 1999 municipal election"

WAS THAT THE ROBLOX OOF WHEN THE KID DIED??

oh you drink water? so you're one of *those* trans women that likes to stay hydrated. i see. god im so fucking tired of this community

gghghggg those PANTS

its a be high and listen to prog rock kind of day

kobeni blasted out her fckin mind on weed

happy 420 everyone !!

PATRIOTS IN CONTROL

GO TO BED!!

never interrupt your opponent when he is making a mistake

Ragged Wood YouTube video by Fleet Foxes - Topic

youtu.be/a2KOI8Lt2Lc?...

Native girls at the club will instantly clock me because I have that footwork meant for stomping the grass down before the women perform!

Funniest time I ever clocked a trans girl was when I saw this woman listening to music at a bus stop and dancing and I was like "wait a god damn second.. her foot work is very similar to traditional men's pow wow grass dance 🤨"

They call me Pangaea the way I'm riding tip to tip

Calling it now the next big tech trend is bringing back Pangaea

Vaan FF12

Luffy's chest lookin like Vaan's original character model from Final Fantasy XII

the ace up my sleeve is that my film will be.. get this.. "transgender"

Going to a film festival and watching all the submissions has me oscillating between "pfft easy. I can make a film no problem" and "I'm a pathetic slug who could never make a film..."

Pet Shop Boys - I Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind Of Thing YouTube video by PetShopBoys Parlophone

youtu.be/AnwREox5JrU?...

“Clocky the transgender clown!” Clocky(in a drive thru): “and a large fry.” Drivethru person: “will that be all sir” Clocky: “yea” Clocky reaches for something in her glove box Shoots ha gun at her self, with a little flag that comes out and says ‘bang’

clown comic
[originally posted 5/4/25]

@transfembunny 3 months ago nothing beats having a fresh head of lettuce all to yrself. the crunch, the flavor. truly unmatched

Craziest thing is that I told the officer "you're chinese, how would you feel if he was being racist to you?" and he responds "well the other officers back at the station call me c**** (anti-asian slur) sometimes and I just put it up with it" like THAT'S your fucking life lesson?? pathetic behavior

I'm not saying don't fuck w him but like. be careful u feel me?

On a security camera somewhere there's footage of me running away from a police officer holding a massive Tonberry plush that I had just bought from the anime shop

Both. He was this middle aged asian guy. I know there's a few of them

Okay the real mistake I made is that I spat on him and he called me a whore and that he had a body cam and I was like pfft whatever loser. But while I was in the mall I got a little too high on my own supply and decided to back and spit on him again?? But this time he was ready and a cop was there

But yeah I think what happened is that he claims to have a body cam which means he can tell the cops he has evidence, which means they have to make an arrest, but clearly he was bluffing and had no evidence to present???

fun fact i spat on this guy and got arrested by the cops and attempted to flee the scene only to get cuffed, then I had to go to court but I showed up on the day and my arrest was not on file anywhere and front desk was like "🤷‍♂️ I guess you're fine??" and I haven't heard anything about it since

if i had two turkish coffees i would probably start seeing the future

Oh sick I will b there