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0.000013 BTC in my hand

Three-ish panel comic: a pirate uses a telescope to look out onto the water and seems shocked. He yells out, “Captain! You’re not going to believe this!” Out on the water is what appears ostensibly to be a Pizza Hut, but underneath the surface we see the hut is actually attached to the head of a gigantic kraken squid monster.

Four years ago today, I posted my first beetle moses comic

i wasn't using it but it is such unserious site things that access to the Quiet Posters feed, which is part of the functionality the site has advertised on official accounts just broke for 300k people because it runs out of the tech advisor's personal account and he's a thin skinned AI baby

Bewitching Footjob Business Woman's Nasty Footwork

several images of the cast of the 2007 film michael clayton all smiling. text reads "MICHAEL CLAYTON mentioned"

I genuinely think women would freak out if they knew how often guys used the public restroom and didn't wash their hands. Like you all know it happens but I don't think you how just much it happens. Good news is for any guy you can basically tell with 100% certainty via vibe check + phrenology

Mark, this is GOOD NEWS

Hey wait a second, this is a Simpsons picture not a new town

Frame #8750 from S03 -E09 - Black Pork-628419

The Raging Demon Dutch Oven

13:25 S03E08 The Return, Part 8: Gotta Light? June 25 2017

still bows me away that john munch and jay landsman (the wire) are based on the same guy

The last hotel I stayed at had the adrenochrome bottle bolted to the wall and you had to take a special trip to their on property spa if you wanted a bottle to take home. Huge pain in the ass.

Bud Hut
Walsenburg, CO

The plane?

i need to build up more credit card debt so i can get enough rewards points to get a new waffle maker

cabbage roll soup is a top 3 soup for when you want cabbage rolls but are also lazy

maybe you should try not sweating next time. could be the move.

why

"donald trump i support." - baby yorda

the quality of each star trek show is directly proportional to how often you see the characters engaging in hobbies

watching ghost in the shell stand alone complex again for the first time in over a decade. i need the major to shoot me in the head.

“I enjoy watching the TV show The Pitt” - this is what all you The Pitt fans sound like 🙄

[0008980] Goblin Invaders Never Drown

I'm partial to TVC 15 because I also want to crawl into my television set

evangelion spotted in Michael Clayton

CANCELLED NL SUPERCRUISE WIFE I'm sorry I never got to +2 your jokes It's okay, I would have picked the wrong one from those three, too If only I knew how good your portfolio is Your Obama impression is so spot on! Your reddit account name really would make a great band name! I'm so proud you wrote a ban appeal that he accepted I don't mind that my dick is a little bigger

Two panel comic. Panel 1: Godzilla emerges from the depths of the sea. Panel 2: he’s standing in middle of nowhere Ohio looking confused and unimpressed. There’s a sign by his feet that reads: WELCOME TO OHIO - Home of the