a drawing of a cat laying on a table with a red button Alt: a drawing of a cat laying on a table with a red button

say what you will about AI but Microsoft put a "tell me what I need to do with this email" button right on my email toolbar and I am in my inbox like

But they were all of them deceived, for another Non Blonde was made.

I would like to upgrade my gravy boat to a gravy warship.

what do you MEAN my flight will be late, i just watched something from THE MOON land on time

Someone please tell Pete it’s not fair to keep making so much sense and making the idiots look bad

BUTTIGIEG: The strait was open before they started this

KERNEN: They were close to having 11 nuclear weapons!

BUTTIGIEG: We had other ways of dealing with them

KERNEN: Like what? Obama's way?

BUTTIGIEG: That worked

KERNEN: That didn't work!

BUTTIGIEG: Did they get a nuclear weapon under Obama?

Should I get bangs again? #shorts #comedy #standupcomedy #mushrooms #bangs #haircut #funny YouTube video by Taylor Tomlinson

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Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than It’s Worth CLEVELAND—Saying the costs had begun to outweigh the benefits, administrators at the Cleveland Clinic confirmed Tuesday that they had decided to discontinue their use of a cancer-sniffing leopard in c...

cat scans have gotten too expensive
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Morons
Are
Governing
America

Butterfly meme showing American Airlines asking if a bus is innovation

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Alien archeologists digging through our remains will search in vain for a mythical city built entirely of rock n' roll.

A sign on the front of a restaurant door reads DUE TO HORRIFIC EXPERIENCES, WE NO LONGER HAVE A PUBLIC RESTROOM Horrific is italicized for extra emphasis

Oh no 😱🤣

Sign asking that you not wash horses in the bathroom

Sign asking that you not wash rabbits in the bathroom

I stumbled upon these today and thought of your post

Every sign is based on an experience…and raises questions we may not want the answer to

Man I loved this show

I understand why people feel icky about it, but having been through it personally, colonoscopy is freaking awesome: it's diagnostic, therapeutic, and lifesaving, all while you take a nap

prevention is the best medicine

if you're 45 or over, do the prep and get scoped

people are freaking out like gas wasn't $4.10 a gallon in the summer of 2008

my wife brought home a new diffuser
and I asked her
“what scents does that make?”

The surprising way breast cancer screenings could reveal heart disease A new study finds AI can potentially detect artery calcification in routine mammograms, helping identify women at risk of heart disease, the leading cause of death.

Breast cancer screenings can flag the risk of heart disease, a new study found.

Mammograms reveal calcium deposits, which cause blood vessels to stiffen. The study shows how AI turns this “incidental finding” into a warning system for cardiac diseases.

Much assembly required

A cobb salad with dressing on the side is the ikea furniture of restaurant orders

😬

Probably seems like a weird thing to say, but

Go Blue

what’s that now 👀

That’s right

Might be “time” for a GoFundMe to get Dr Antle a computer to look at those brain MRIs

Oklahomans have the opportunity to do the most epic thing

ich bin ein New Englander

this was fun to read but Maureen Dowd could never be this Gen X

i have friends everywhere:

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Shell-shocked, haunted photo of Andrew will be part of how arrest is remembered Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is the first senior royal to be arrested in modern history.

click link for how it started / how it’s going