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Posts by Tyler The Pyro

Nobody is safe as long as this man is in office. Impeach now.

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Since every app shares data with every other app...

Dating apps should automatically reject dudes who have ever posted whining about being blocked on forums or social media.

I don't know the exact correlation, but these people creep me out so much.

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Apple Backs Up Tim Cook’s Memories To Port Over Into Next CEO

Apple Backs Up Tim Cook’s Memories To Port Over Into Next CEO

Apple Backs Up Tim Cook’s Memories To Port Over Into Next CEO

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‘We were terrified they were going to kill us’: fishers who survived US boat strike speak out An Ecuadorian fishing crew describe their ordeal as victims of Trump’s purported war on ‘narcoterrorists’

These fishermen are lucky to be alive. We will probably never know how many of the ~180 people killed in similar US attacks were also just fishermen.

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Meanwhile his voice sounds like a Furby losing its battery power trapped inside of a washer on spin cycle.

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Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

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Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It

Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It

Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It theonion.com/man-finally-good-enough-...

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New posters for ‘SPIDER-NOIR’.

Releasing May 27 on Prime Video.

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ZOHRAN MAMDANI: "It is sad that for too many Americans when they want to look for ambition in the Democratic Party, they have to turn to a history book."

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(Reassuringly) No, see, this is like Vietnam

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AGAINST ALL ODDS, THOSE WHO BELIEVED BLUESKY THAT THE CRASH WAS DUE TO A DDOS

AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE BLUESKY AND WERE SURE IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE AI VIBE CODING

WERE

BOTH

RIGHT

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I’m sorry he got so blackout drunk they had to ask for SWAT door busting equipment?!

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Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

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ZOHRAN: “TBH, I don’t think too much about how Republicans portray me. The power of an ideology is judged in the worth of its delivery— to be told a city-run grocery store is implausible but $500 MILLION/day to kill ppl in Iran & Lebanon is necessary speaks to a broken politics.”

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Nick Offerman Visits Criterion Closet To Rebuild Shelves NEW YORK—In an eight-hour-long video posted Tuesday to the Criterion Collection’s YouTube channel, actor Nick Offerman can be seen paying a visit to the Criterion Closet to rebuild the film library’s ...

“Don’t tell me you’ve been using particle board in here,” said the 55-year-old woodworker

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Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

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BREAKING: Elizabeth Warren has introduced a bill that would allow you to file taxes for free directly with the IRS.

The bill has support on both sides of the aisle, and would bring back and expand the free taxing filing program that the Trump administration killed off.

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A jury has ruled that Live Nation-Ticketmaster is an illegal monopoly.

A judge will determine whether or not to break the company up, in addition to other damages.

This is a big deal.

Remember that the Trump admin tried to settle the lawsuit with a slap on the wrist — but state AGs said no way.

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Barron Trump Wipes Social Security Database to Install Minecraft Server Washington — Over the weekend, Barron Trump inadvertently erased the Social Security records of over 350 million Americans to install a custom Minecraft server for personal use, sources in the admi…

Barron Trump Wipes Social Security Database to Install Minecraft Server

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Jury finds that Ticketmaster and Live Nation had an anticompetitive monopoly over big concert venues A jury has found that concert giant Live Nation and its Ticketmaster subsidiary engaged in an anticompetitive monopoly

A federal jury found that concert giant Live Nation and its Ticketmaster subsidiary had a harmful monopoly over big concert venues, dealing the company a loss in a lawsuit over claims brought by dozens of U.S. states.

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the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it

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History buffs can reportedly look forward to multiple mythologies appearing in the next God of War from Sony Santa Monica. https://bit.ly/3OoVY6s

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Booster separation confirmed

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Bungie laid off my entire team on a Zoom call from the Legal Department conference room with Pete Parsons sitting at the table with the resin top that we paid for with our morale budget with embedded counterfeit merchandise. But at least he got to buy a fancy car on the same day.

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DOGE turbocharged the deficit.

budgetlab.yale.edu/research/wea...

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a medieval illustration of the virgin mary punching a horned, claw-footed, bestial devil

a medieval illustration of the virgin mary punching a horned, claw-footed, bestial devil

virgin mary punching the devil, england, 13th century

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