I feel you might be confusing what they say they’re going to do with what they are actually going to do.

Counting calories sucks, but losing weight more than makes up for it.

I hope Kittle plays. Moreover I hope he’s not seriously hurt.

When I see a recipe online and it has more than 1 ingredient, I’m like “Thanks, but no thanks.”

Calling someone a Trumper just became hilariously more insulting.

How old am I? Just realized a good portion of my liked songs are yacht music. That’s how old I am.

Was he the last? Sure seems like everyone else was confused why Moody was still on the team.

That’s adorable.

In a few months we’ll look back on these days fondly.

It’s not AI destroying humanity we need to worry about. It’s the billionaire owners using AI to destroy humanity. But don’t worry, the media the billionaires own will tell you otherwise.

🤣

I’m already sick of preseason football. Bring on the real stuff!

Dear cis women allies,
Giving a trans woman unsolicited advice is super offensive. 1. It’s mansplaining. 2. We don’t need that. 3. Mind your own business. 4. Assume less, listen more. 5. And believe me, we always notice when the only interesting thing about us is that we’re trans. It’s so cringe.

Yeah. I’ve seen this story a million times. Nobody ever gets closure when they are watching a waving hand.

Gambling is legal in Las Vegas.

Trump being on Epstein’s guest list isn’t news. Everyone already knows they were friends. So what? What does this really change? Nothing.

Maybe try to enjoy the moments as they come. Savor them for what they are. You’re already so much further along than most.

Programming with ChatGPT feels like I’m living in the future. But not the future where the computer always gets it right. The future where the computer thinks it understands you, but it doesn’t and wreaks havoc to your code. Then you’re back to debugging code in the modern day.

Do you charge extra for bags? That’s all I care about.

Burn them to the ground.

We’re super power twins. lol

Oh. Sign me up for conversation therapy. I’ll take those dipshits head on.

It was just a phase.

I for one am very happy that Pedro Pascal will never be in a Harry Potter movie.
#FJKR

Part of me hopes these bathroom laws do get changed. Because you can’t tell a trans man from a cis man. Google it.

So what’s gonna happen is all the sex predator cis men will be using the women’s restroom. The Karens will be perma triggered while trans women will be safe.

Society will crumble.

Were they trans or drag queens?

Anyone that did that has zero privacy. They have all the data. Whether someone deletes it or not.

Just woke up from a nap. I was thoroughly worn out from a 13 mile bicycle ride. Not sure if I want to be productive again yet. Hehe
You?

Alex, I’ll take “No duh?” For $500.

I’m wearing my brown cargo yoga pants with a camo shirt and ladybug earrings.

Feeling dykie. Might go to Lowe’s later. IDK. 🤷‍♀️