Jaden McDaniels, deadpan delivery, on what worked for the Timberwolves offensively.
Jaden: “Go at Jokic, Jamal, all the bad defenders. Tim Hardaway, Cam Johnson, Aaron Gordon, their whole team.”
Q: They’re all bad defenders?
Jaden: “Yeah, they’re all bad defenders.”
The Pelicans' restructuring has created at least 25 vacancies across basketball operations and business departments so far. Medical and performance was hit hardest, with 7 vacancies. Analytics also completely gutted.
Man what the hell
“they do exist” meme
astrophysicists:
victor wembanyama: *does literally anything*
me:
“your total is $21.98, would you like to round up to the nearest dollar to help support the local animal shelter?”
tom dundon:
they should’ve just posted the wemby photo three times
(hell yeah, for ausar)
this skeet clearly compelled him to take and make his first shot. you're welcome, sixers fans.
quentin grimes shot chart for game 1 of sixers-celtics; he hasn't attempted a single shot.
quentin grimes' game 1 shot chart is crazy
well HEY: thanks so much, Mark…appreciate it!
CRYPTO COLOSSUS
why pay austin reaves max money this summer when you have luke kennard cool joke send skeet
jonas valanciunas always looks like he's posing for someone to paint him when he puts his hands on his hips
Knocking it away from Jokic three times on one possession is crazy work.
eric collins: “STRONGER THAN HE LOOKS. LEFT-HANDED HAMMER.”
[5-6 second later]
*we finally get to see what he’s talking about*
scottie barnes pulling a jimmy butler
Some incredibly valuable context on the value of building a surveillance state to billionaire NBA owners—and the banks and authoritarian despots who back them—from Henry Abbott www.truehoop.com/p/the-dolans...
from the great @jakelfischer.bsky.social: "the consistent word about new blazers owner tom dundon is his apparent desire to pay no more than $1.5 million annually for a new head coach. that's well below the current nba standard...even for a first-time coach."
marcstein.substack.com/p/the-nba-in...
for the six people who care: will be going live @ 1030 est / 730 pst tmw morning with @granthughes.bsky.social to run through det-orl, bos-phi, okc-pho, eliminated teams and whatever else people care to bring up!
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Warriors GM mike Dunleavy looking sour after draymond got ejected
mike dunleavy with “decline your player option, i double-triple dog dare you” eyes
for the six people who care: will be going live @ 1030 est / 730 pst tmw morning with @granthughes.bsky.social to run through det-orl, bos-phi, okc-pho, eliminated teams and whatever else people care to bring up!
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two skeletons on a bench
dillon brooks and lu dort by the end of game 2
koumbacha girl meme showing distaste face for jalen green being a 16-game player but an interested face in jalen green being an 18-game player.
this checks out
