League of Extraordinary Shitheadmen: The Sequel

This times it's not all the men.

Yes but in the movie Kash Patel is funny, smart, and sexy.

No, really, that's a good attempt for a first try.

Wow! Trump really can play 5th dimensional rock- paper- scissors.

Beware of any DMs mentioning the train station.

Two Bear Paw Meat Shredders in the middle of the photo. On the left, two peppers; in the background, a plate of shredder meat.

I think these are Bear Paw Meat Shredders, used to pull apart pork or other bbq'ed meats.

Not yet.

Trump can't "confirm" talks when we don't know which parallel universe he is speaking from today.

They may be "perfectly acceptable" to some people. They may also be war crimes at the same time.

You can tell Trump is serious and truthful when he points out how much the ship weighs vs an aircraft carrier.

An example of the "Love is ..." daily one panel comic strip, featuring a naked man and a naked woman. Today's caption "Love is knowing you'll be loved until the end of time." Love Is... is a comic strip created by New Zealand cartoonist Kim Casali (née Grove) in the 1960s.[1][2] The cartoons originated from a series of love notes that Grove drew for her future husband, Roberto Casali. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Is...

Just another day reading the "Love is" comic strip.

Zero object permanence sounds like a blessing instead of a curse.

I wonder if he's employed.

That sounds great. I don't think our pee schedules are compatible, though.

Speed Dating has it's own, annoying problems.

Supreme Court agrees that being drunk and belligerent is an essential requirement of the FBI Director's job and not erratic behavior.

"there is no cannibalism in the British Navy. Absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit"

I'm surprised Trump's original plan of directly buying it with $50 worth of beads and fish hooks failed.

If you have your brother shot because he's a total fuck up, is it *really* murder?

If you are in a group and you don't know who that one homie is, ancient wisdom says that one homie is - you.

Quo bono?

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

A color photo of Kilauea. There is an active lave pool and a cloud of gas over it.

Throwing all Democratic consultants into a volcano.

Too extreme or not extreme enough?

I think you've taken the first steps to reach your goal.

Pig War (1859) - Wikipedia

Challenge Accepted

The Pig War was a confrontation in 1859 between the United States and the United Kingdom , so called because it was triggered by the shooting of a pig,

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We need a diagnosis from Ronny Jackson, physician to the GOP.

Ronny Jackson - Wikipedia

; the following year, the Navy retroactively demoted him to the rank of captain. Jackson continued to represent himself as an admiral until his demotion was brought to light in 2024.[17]
In 2025, his rank of rear admiral (lower half) was restored.

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Jackson retired from the Navy as a rear admiral (lower half) in December 2019.[16] In 2020, he was elected to the U.S. House of Representatives. In 2021, an investigation by the Defense Department inspector general found that Jackson had engaged in various inappropriate behaviors as an admiral

Has Spell Check concluded that your child is more likely to write "cigarette" than "cookie"?

Reporter: "Mr Speaker, when will you be swearing in Ana Lilia Mejia?"

Speaker Johnson: "An election? In New Jersey? I'm not aware of any election in New Jersey."

Trump's so-called "second home" in NYC cannot be taxed as it is a religious shrine dedicated to His Holiness, obviously.