The President calls every black person he doesn’t like “low IQ” and the media believes it absolutely critical we draw no conclusions from that

A daikon (winter radish) shaped like a person, appears to be walking away from the crop towards the camera.

The countryside is filled with the sound of tearing earth and the staccato pops of roots coming free from the soil. The ground pulsates a steady rhythm, as through a cloud of flying dirt and floating dust, the enraged horde marches towards the city with a singularity of purpose. The vegans must pay.

I’m the guy in front of you at the supermarket. No I’ve never been to a store before.

less than a week ago the president told the world the strait of hormuz had been reopened and would never close again in the history of the planet

(attempting to tidy) best i can do is piles

Why is it funny to me that Peter Gabriel is on Bluesky?

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

Weird that they would fire the navy secretary who’s been overseeing a war we’ve won at least five times.

good thing we do not have any ocean based military activities in motion right now

Denmark and France bans Microsoft products from all public offices.

One way to reign in the tech incels 😏

Correct response

wrapping a frozen burrito in a damp paper towel feels very intimate

AOC - "You look like you were snorting coke off toilet seats and playing with roadkill again."
RFK Jr-"I can do whatever I want. It's not weird."
AOC- "Bro, you collect raccoon penises. Get help."

Shoutout to that episode of tv where Jamie Oliver makes a delicious nutritious meal for school kids and then does the classic “who here would rather have some gross chicken nuggets?” and all the kids are like oh shit chicken nuggets?!?! That’s way better than this food that sucks!

Study of the Heads of Two Old Men, by Philippe de Champaigne, 17th c, 📸 by @adampantozzi

I live in a building that houses more people than a rural voter sees in a week. They would shit their pants and start a podcast about ghosts if they heard one voice through their wall.

AOC

A Worm Addled Drug Addict fighting with AOC

Lowlife POS fighting with World Class AOC

More AOC please. She’s is the future we need, not Newsom, not Jeffries.

#AOC #Politics #ProgressiveVoices

I'm a flight attendant. I fly all over the country constantly. And in case you're wondering every commercial in America now is either for pharmaceuticals (mainly weight loss shots), plastic surgery for the loose skin after weight loss shots, or accident injury attorneys.
It isn't just your city.

everyone please stop calling ai glasses the "pervert glasses". this is appropriation of swirly glasses from pervert scientist women

L. Ron Hubbard's Illustrators of the Future Contest is an opportunity for new

excuse me

Iraq veterans arrested for protesting Trump's Iran war of lies. Protesting putting US military members in harms way the way they were for lies.

i like my apps glitchy

Let’s talk of graves, of worms, and epitaphs

Careful, that’s my load bearing delusion

“If I lived in LA” is high camp

Lol at Republicans hitting the “C’mon I’m just a little guy” about partisan gerrymandering in 2026. Got a problem, take it up with your loudmouth idiot boss

The Rockets gesture at each other like drivers on the 405.