Just melded all my gatherers in ff, crashing out brb

Somehow I’ve managed to make everyone I work with think I just really like goats 🤣 😈

Me one day after watching Mobland: “you fucking nonce”

I got my son to say “I dookied on him” every time he gets a kill 🤣💀🪦 top tier parenting

At this point if you stay on Twitter you’re part of the problem 🤷🏻‍♀️

I hate my corporate job so much. I’ve never been more unhappy than having to work in a fucking office.

This was short lived.

Ugh today is going right for the toilet already.

Think I’m gonna have a heart attack before this ST presale. 😮‍💨

So like….how extra are we getting with our Sleep Token show outfits this year? Because….I have ideas 🙂‍↕️🤔

I have ascended after listening to new Sleep Token. Suddenly life is worth living again.

Luteal phase is murdering me slowly.

I would cut off a limb to never have to work in corporate again.

The way society forgets how lines work at the car wash blows my mind every time. 🤦‍♀️

Some director plays enshrouded one time
Director: “I have an idea”

Who schedules a fucking kick off meeting at 2:30 on a Friday? I hate corporate, so much. 😐

Wake me up when new Sleep Token is out

I just wanna be in bed playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure. 🧍🏻‍♀️

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I feel like I finally have the mental bandwidth to get back into Destiny, casually anyways. Feels a little less overwhelming now. We’ll see.

My stress response is ordering Taco Bell. I’d like to think I’m capable of surviving the end of society but idk what I’d do without my Baja Blast.

NEW SPIRITBOX TOO??!! Music bringing the serotonin 🙌

Recession pop slaps so good

I’ve been sick for a MONTH 🥲

Two cats with the words “record profits” is wage theft, eat the rich

I’m so past the point of caring I’m wearing this to the office today

I don’t wanna go to work 🫠

Welp, our economy is about to tank even more, and I’m making the most money I ever have. I love it here. 😐

I think this Chinese food healed me but not quite cause they didn’t have the delicacy that is crab rangoons.

UGH! I’m so sorry, I hope you feel better too!!!!

There’s like a 75% chance I have pneumonia, ughhhhhhhhh I hate this skin suit sometimes