Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

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Amazing. Glad you had a great trip. Seeing your cameo in The Boys was a fun surprise. It made me and my wife Leo point.

Holy shit. Yeah. It was intense.

Exciting time to be a space nerd.

Drunk Uncle voice:
“You see they got the leader of antifa?
Yeah apparently it was all run by a Dominican old man.”

I can't wait for the future when Xenophobia just means "fear of Xenomorphs"

I blame Continue?(Especially at one Nick Murphy) that I cannot unsee about Road Avenger with the Naked Gun theme played.

@continueshow.bsky.social @heynickmurphy.bsky.social @joshhenderson.bsky.social

(Thread) Alright I dont usually do stuff like this here because we deserve a little bastion of fun in our lives: What happened in Quakertown a block away from my house on Friday regarding the Qtown Police and our unelected police chief/Borough Planner/Mayor was absoulutey an assault on children and

No we just have a bunch of dirtbag wannabes. Way too many doofuses.

Dog's Gonna Eat 30 - Test1 YouTube video by TOPDOGLAW

I feel like they’re actively not making the Top Dog Law guy speak in these commercials. His Philly accent must be as THICK as Skookill wooder. youtu.be/b01Gs7J8Qbg?...

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I love black coffee but I miss putting cream in there just to watch the spirals.

Digital illustration and image collage based on the television and movie series Twin Peaks. Agent Cooper stands in direct light and heavy shadow, speaking into his voice recorder, in front of a shattered mural of the Black Lodge, with one prominent shard being Laura Palmer staring up at her ceiling fan manically. Half of The Log Lady, Margaret Lanterman, is illustrated as well. The Twin Peaks logo has also been faithfully recreated in the bottom right. The jagged edges of each shard are illustrated as well but the rest of the image is photo collage collected from fan sites specifically around the internet. Art by me.

Happy Twin Peaks Day!

This is half illustration and half collage, you'll have to zoom in to see what's what.

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THAT RAT BETTER NOT SEE SHIT TOMORROW

We’re definitely pausing if we’re watching for fun.

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Ey this guy

My new favorite game is called “Oh look who it is.” Here’s how you play:

Watch an old movie with me and my wife, and when an actor comes onscreen, we say “Oh look who it is” and try to remember what we know them from.

Oh man. That’s incredible! He was one of a kind. I feel so thankful for the time I got with him.

An Ewok playing an ICE and Border Patrol drumset.

This machine yub nubs fascists.

Thaaaaaanks!

Thaaaaaaaaaanks Raquel!!!

1 Screenshots from the movie "Vegas Vacation" (1997): First, a man is humorously holding an oversized Arizona driver's license with the name "Nick Pappagiorgio" printed on it, while standing in front of brightly lit neon signs and casino displays.

Jan 15th 1965 - "Nick Pappagiorgio", the alter ego of Rusty Griswold, was born.

📽️📅 Vegas Vacation (1997)

Give me a travel show starring Walton Goggins, Sawyer from Lost, and Kenneth from 30 Rock just hanging out together.

Here’s our pasta rap names:
G-nocchi
Lil’ Rigatoni
Brotini

How do you bathe a Mogwai? This thing smells.

Tonight you’ll be visited by three spirits

Here’s the opening graphics and the credit sequence I made for the film.

🏠 Newest addition to the #MovieCollection: The House From… A must-see documentary for pop culture junkies! (and I created the graphics & credit sequence for the film). It’s also streaming on Tubi!
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