“This man convinced water to run uphill and *he* has a boss?!”

Sure sex is great but have you ever had sex

To be clear I was still masked, even

Fr tho how many alts can Taylor Lorenz have

I had someone tell me, with a straight face, that I was engaging in eugenics and genocide for flying to see a friend in…2024

Yeah the people in this category get incredibly mad if you point out that the entire experience was awful because saying the whole thing sucked makes you guilty of genocide

For some reason staying “universal masking and not getting to see anyone fucking sucked” brings down the ravening hordes of people who enjoyed Covid because finally everyone else was as socially isolated as they always are

Ah ok I see the logic there. I still can’t quite get on board with that one but I see the logic

I’m with you on all but the last one. What’s the league’s motive for putting a generational player in Dallas? Why make up for Nico Harrison being a dipshit?

Ask not for whom the cinnamon buns; it buns for thee

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

Browsing this company's website and the only way I can describe what I'm seeing is imagine a school shooter was a management consultant

Watching a longtime follow just casually talk about day to day AI use is sickening

I judge any person who does this very severely

Same with Sandra Day O’Connor/Anthony Kennedy and everyone involved in the Brooks Brothers Riot

Also if you’re complaining about anyone not voting for Harris outside of like six states you’re a dumb piece of shit

At least Beshear kind of had a point (“people don’t like it when we talk weird”). Booker’s “fuck you, you owe us unquestioning fealty” is actively detrimental in addition to being dickheaded

Everyone says that the people in power are just a bunch of podcasters but I think that’s because being a podcaster is sort of technically a real job, I think what they actually are is some type of horrible sexual magician

It isn’t your fault. Stop with this guilt. Gore didn’t lose because of Nader

It's cool how one of the ways you show that you want the Democratic nomination for presidency is going to Michigan and giving a big speech about how annoying your voters/constituency are.

The problem is libs don’t know how to exist without the feeling of moral superiority for having done nothing at all

leftists are my greatest adversary because they are destroying america destroying america or being rude to you online? being rude to me online

liberals on this microblogging website

Sure but it’s also irrelevant to the data point about how much of the voting age population voted for him. Also even if you could measure it, there’s a point under which kids don’t have the consciousness of politics to even be included in the discussion

Outside I simply pretend anyone other than her doesn’t exist

That isn’t what we’re talking about here tho?

You included non-voting age population in that, so kids

Disaffected or disenfranchised. Both groups are part of that number and the idea they are simply tacit trump supporters is absolutely nuts

not any more. that was a local news thing, and local news is either dead or firmly in control of Sinclair

people point at Trump's election as proof of evil being universal and I'm sorry but 29.9% of the adult population voting for him does not make the case they think it makes

My friends all had kids a fucking decade ago, I literally do not know anyone in a similar situation, I am desperate for actual support here and Pittsburgh Dad groups *literally do not exist*

I genuinely don't know if it's an "I wish my husband would do more" thing or a mistrust of adult men being around children thing or thinking I'm there to try and fuck them thing or what the fuck it is but like come on, I'm here so she can be around other kids and hopefully I can meet actual parents