I just had a realization, I have former employees who text me more than I text my mom.

...Either I'm a great boss or a shitty son.

...They took it better than you'd expect.

I had to break the news to my team that they have to work the next two weekends so I cheerily started our meeting with:

"Welcome to the first day of your 19 day week!"

Ripped that bandage off like I was giving them all a Brazilian.

Thank you all for having taste in jokes.

For a non-shitpost critique, a patron posted this image and it shows my issue with this sculpt. I'm not an SM fan, but I can still tell this is missing flair next to the other Veteran sculpts.

I would like to thank Space Maine players for funding the next 3 years of refreshes for other factions by buying the new entirely unique sculpt:

Jump Pack Intercessor with Dick Flag

These ones are not there yet. Though we also got that TO meeting bullet point list confirmed for those who doubted it.

Reason for not sharing:

It's GW's job to hype up the new edition and get people excited at the right time to maximize interest at launch. I'm not taking that from their community team so you can read rules early. Just wait, the edition is like 10 weeks away and you'll see rules before then anyhow.

We got reliable leaks for rules details in 11th shipped to us by two anonymous sources (anonymous to you, I verified them) and a lot of my initial concerns have been answered. I'm much more comfortable with most of the changes they vaguely mentioned previously.

No, I'm not sharing them.

Poorhammer - Twitch GAMBLING ALWAYS PAYS! Also maybe some post-Adepticon talk.

I couldn't resist any longer! We're streaming Raccoin over on www.twitch.tv/poorhammer

Come watch me win on the first try every time, losses are figments of your imagination.

It's finally here!

I think I'm gonna stream it later today, keep an eye out.

Yeah, a Hell Knight.

We plan on trying it at some point. No promise of when though, about to be a busy season with 11th coming.

Just a few minutes of painting really starts to make a model pop. A whopping 3 paints and a few minutes total so far.

Our queen needed a bit more oomph to her base. She deserves even more than I gave her though.

She came with a tiny 25mm, but luckily the updated digital rules said 32mm. I decided she needed a tactical rock at least.

This is the kindest comment I've read today. I've read hundreds.

I'll give one last hint to those looking for us at the Con today. This messenger bag is filled with coasters. If you see it attached to a big bald guy come say hi.

(Yes, we're giant weebs)

We're just walking around, if you see someone in Poorhammer merch say hi, big chance it's one of us (or Miwa lol)

We're just around if you see someone in Poorhammer merch say hi, big chance it's one of us (or Miwa lol)

Hate that.

Where is the edgelord hood and CVS receipts and badass Final Fantasy coat?!

He has the captain stupid gold mohawk and everything.

In my defense, that guy had no chaplain drip other than a skull mask. His weapon is more noticeable when it's not washed out on a projector though.

Wait why is the dread an ultramarine?!

Posted the Adepticon video last night, the comments are basically what I expected.

1. Jump chaplain, not captain. I just assumed the main character in SM videos are always a captain.
2. LotR fans.
3. People annoyed I was critical about 11th. (Valid, I hate too much negative talk too)
4. Cogfort!

Orchid 8 is the best! Love you guys!

The 11th edition preview was thiiiiiis good.

(This is a joke it was fine.)

To honor our Lord and Savior, Berilio, who is sacrificing himself in the editing chair today; you can find me at Adepticon wearing this shirt today:

We sell neoprene coasters now Bricky. Update our merch page!

Starting good!

We're recording an episode after watching it live here. I'm currently watching GW guys move around large suspicious crates.

At 5pm there is a content creator meetup at Adepticon. We're hopefully going to be there for it until at least 630 if you're around tonight.