congratulations!!!!!!

Black cat wading through water with lillypads and lotus flowers. Illustrated

Hands up everyone who zooms in on every picture posted with a bookshelf in the background to check out the books

milfs. milves, even

Hbd!! 🎉🎂

reading checkpoint!

last: The Angel of Indian Lake by Stephen Graham Jones

current: Tom Lake by Ann Patchett

next: Water Moon by Samantha Sotto Yambao

last book I added to my tbr: Sunrise on the Reaping by Suzanne Collins

Get mad but stay funny

gonna take a big ol' gummy tonight, eat some cereal, and try to find peace for a few hours

anyone else's cat love playing with veggies? if I toss my Lana a green bean she goes absolutely nuts over it. I love her so much

me: hey boss how should we advertise our tire business

mr goodyear: we should rate restaurants

me: michelin already did that

mr goodyear: ok then blimp

Sounds perfect!!! Happy birthday!! 🫶🏻

monday

that's awesome!! I'm so glad my recommendation helped c: thanks for letting me know 💗

i swear thomas pynchon just wrote books so he could come up w character names

I got antic?? That gives me virtually nothing

Panic cleaned the bathroom for 90 minutes 🫡

Have you seen the clone wars tv show?

I have pretty intense emetophobia and my boyfriend came over to my house only to start v*m*ting after a few hours. I’m panicking because it really seems like he has norovirus and infected my safe space. Pray for me 🙏🏻

200k for a black mold house. you can’t make this stuff up

lemon pig

I already burned 2000 cal today

I left my food in the oven too long

It’s very easy to pick up!! You could start today and be playing songs in 3 months

That’s awful!! Fingers crossed it’s just a sprain 🤞🏻

Dear @PepperidgeFarms
pls make the cookie dividers edible they're killing my momentum

Here’s a New Year’s Resolution:

Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.

once again can’t sleep because of the intense anxiety I have about H5N1

This is very cool

Fever of 99.6 and insane sore throat. Last year on NYE I had Covid and now it looks like I might have strep??? I can’t believe it.

I finally have someone to kiss and I have to spend *another* year in a row celebrating alone and miserable

going to the spa kicks so much ass. i feel like the temple priests are preparing me to finally be ritually killed