VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Huge announcement from Trump*
(See thread below for info)

My ex and I had this theory that animals who run across a road are doing it as part of an initiation ritual. If the animals make it across the road we yell "They're in the club!"

I would really love to cheer these beautiful roads after they made it into the club.

Oh, and try searching for specific quotes like this

"Words in quote" and -"words to exclude from search"

Honestly, switching to DuckDuckGo has taken away some low-level rage from my life. You can switch off all AI content and the default result isn't an AI au.mar. it's a link to a Wikipedia page.

Neutrinos aren’t tunneling

they just have very little business with other matter

Atomic nuclei in stellar cores are quantum tunneling when they overcome the coulomb barrier

It’s different!

Yes! That heavier acoustic rhythm guitar groove that became linked with 90s bands.

This pelican would like to speak to your manager.

Oh, this one has something to say.

"Weird face" is going to bite you in the ass.

A three-panel comic with Peter Parker (Spiderman in his civilian outfit) as the protagonist. The left hand side panel has Peter with a book open with the title "How to finish a paper". The right hand side panel has two images: on the top Peter reads in the book the phrase "Write It". In the bottom right panel, the third one, Peter sheds tears.

Fellow academics/writers, I come bearing bad news:

#AcademicSky #WritingSky #AcWri #AmWriting #GetYourManuscriptOut

100%

Excuse the liberties taken for space reasons!

You already did.

"I'm trying to write a poem
about being a
peacemaker.

I can't.

I have made so much peace
in my life that I have
choked upon it
vomited.

They made me lick up the vomit
and called that
peace.

I can't be nice enough
to make more
peace.
I am kind.
I AM Peace.
I'm done making it."

Donald Trump vs God on Easter PPV YouTube video by J-L Cauvin

Happy Easter to those who celebrate!

Also, happy 6-year anniversary to this comedic gem from @jlcauvin.bsky.social!

shorturl.at/qIXlv

If you get self-conscious about posting repeated promo, let me give you all my long-standing promo-hack, for free. (I'm not currently using it, but I will be soon! lol)

This is a site without an algo, but also one that does not punish links. So what you want to do is make a strategic thread.

It was a great wordle day for all of us in the #RecoveryPosse!!

Wordle 1,748 2/6

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Amy's post reminded me of a paper I read that indicated, in general, women drink to feel worse and men drink to feel better.

I know that my drinking got worse the worse I felt.

Big Alcohol needs to be treated the same way as Big Tobacco.

That shit is killing us.

tinyurl.com/53k3p66s

Stupid therapists being right...

I'm 15 months sans alcohol. Turns out you don't have to hide or numb big feelings!

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Image of a kettle saying hello to a pot

Not even a problem!

Your truly great hair day deserves to be celebrated. *Especially* by you!

Please let Sora's glorious demise end the shit that Trump and sordid collection of obsequious man-boys post like trophies.

A+ reference! I haven't watched those in ages!!

I was pretty much raised on Peter Sellers and Gene Wilder movies. Time for rewatching.

Thanks!

The Onion is the one of the few US publications I still support, even with the exchange rate.

And yes, physical Onion newspapers will arrive at your Canadian address.

Drawing of the Trojan horse

Did Iran's present look like this?

Eye Guy from Power Rangers. But also John Moe's answer to everything.

You seem to be getting closer to fostering the doggo version of your response to bizarre "who did this" posts...

Best description of what it felt like reading this headline.

I had to check that it wasn't an AI hallucination.

I wish all the media outlets carrying the Trump narrative of travel chaos would actually report this experience. TSA and travelers working together under suboptimal conditions. De facto solidarity against fascist manufactured austerity.

Also, I switched to @duckduckgo.com because of how easy it is to turn off AI "features".

I was at a party last night and I was delighted that the millennials roasted my brother when he read aloud the AI summary of a Google search.

Maybe millennials are okay?

They do all make it!

Which I'm taking as a sign that we all make it too.

This amazing summary contains the following recap of Friday's press event.

It's astonishing how this is even reality.

open.substack.com/pub/no01/p/m...