me and my husband

my husband

happy birthday to the loml here’s to 31💕

you’re gonna make me cry ily🥺

me in a black halter top

my husband’s birthday present

ilysm you’re such an angel and one of my favorite people and i’m so happy i met you

practicing my shot rn

also everyone is more than their bodies. you are more than your body. your body is not and will never be the most interesting thing about you

i may be a bitch sometimes i’ll never deny that ever. but you will never find me fixing my mouth to comment on someone’s body and i mean that whole heartedly. i genuinely believe all bodies are beautiful. all bodies deserve love and respect and all bodies are good bodies

you’re right i have to do it

going on a date alone w my husband for the first time in 6 months kinda nervous should i squirt breast milk at him as a sign of dominance

if you’re not pro decriminalization I hope your edibles don’t hit :)

i’m outside rn

life imitates art

i hate fatphobic people all my friends hate fatphobic people

happy birthday lesbians ⚢ 🧡🤍💖

we must not forget that the criminalisation of cannabis is rooted in racism !!

maybe it’s just the stealing age?? like why do we want to take things 😭

you’re right i need to let him have this

no he’s never seen it 😭 my oldest watched it around that age and went through a stealing phase so we skipped it this time around lmao

what do you want to do when you grow up? steal money. what are you doing with that fork? i’m gonna steal money. whatcha thinking about buddy? stealing money. he’s also in his lying phase so when we’re like hey bud where did you hear that he says mrs. rachel. like i know good and damn well

so like over the last week my three year old has been obsessively talking about how he wants to steal money and we have like no idea where it’s come from. we can’t think of a single place he’d hear anything like that and like when i say obsessed i mean it consumes his every thought

i do too😭 it feels like things have been hectic for everyone lmao

i need to work my way in

iktr!!!!

iirc he got in a fight and when they sent the bouncer to get him he beat the bouncers ass 😭

everytime he tries to go they tap the picture on the wall and he’s like that’s not me and they’re like yeah sure pal get outta here

fun facts: my husband is banned from two different bars bc they don’t believe that he’s not his twin and they did use to swap places for funsies in high school

my husband is an identical twin that was born on 4/20

things each of my kids share their names with
1. a very famous actor, a center for arts
2. a second gen titan, a book
3. a roger persona, a bon iver song

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

and Black autistic women are even more invisible. So when an article claims to show “what the spectrum really looks like” and still excludes us, that’s not a mistake that’s a choice.