Showing up at Saturday greenmarkets all across the country and asking vendors if they've "got any lung meat" in a voice that sounds like a skillet falling down a flight of stairs.

Dana: Ya need to touch grass, Robby! You been watchin’ too many gotdamn TikTawks.

Javadi: (quietly) Actually, I just read an article that said spending up to 17 hours a day on your phone can be a good way to stay informed and manage your stress levels.

Tiger Woods, on painkillers you've never heard of, has rolled his SUV attempting to cross the bridge for Sorcerer

On this day we salute you, President Davidson 🫡

Buff DrinkLots

Really tough loss for Mick Cronin's players

When Rubio says "We live in a new era of geopolitics" it's sort of like an arsonist saying "Unfortunately these days the danger of houses burning down for the insurance money has never been higher"

BARI WEISS: Well, time to hire another new correspondent for CBS News. (Starts flipping through a huge tome titled “The Big Book of Pedophiles and Their Contact Information”)

Also remember this and have a laugh. I think it was Dan’s favorite thing that ever happened.

The Garden State Parkway's Jon Bon Jovi Rest Stop Is Playing Fast And Loose With Famous Quotes | Defector CHEESEQUAKE, N.J. — Have you ever scored a touchdown? I never played real football, so my own experiences have been pretty low-key, but man, did they feel great. I think I remember almost all of them—...

McQuade personally used the power of the press to get the Jon Bon Jovi Rest Stop to take down the "Acting is like scoring a touchdown" quote erroneously attributed to Ed Harris. What have you ever done?
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Joyce Manor - "I Saw Water" YouTube video by Epitaph Records

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RIP to Dan McQuade

I accidentally failed to understand the conceptual underpinning of my entire role and place in the world. Learning now that voting is a kind of “referendum”

Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.

Sure is!

There are people in this country who want to see state violence perpetrated against their perceived enemies and they will barely put forth an effort to come up with a "reasonable" justification. They are a minority who just happen to be overrepresented in the federal government

The Sunfly karaoke guy

We love seeing this guy

Phil's drums on this sound so huge. Wish he'd played on more of Gabriel's solo stuff tbh

Intruder YouTube video by Peter Gabriel - Topic

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Earl Slick melts everything in sight on this

Minnesota Public Radio says today marks the first and only shooting and homicide in Minneapolis in the year 2026

I can't remember a player improving this much defensively from year one to year two

Oscar Goodman and Winters Grady minutes

He has a lot of Blake Corum to his game

The JMU guys that went to Indiana all rule, but Kaelon Black might be my favorite of them all

lmao at Arch doing a 2005 Rose Bowl Vince Young impression

Well Biff had one good half in him, enjoy retirement buddy

The refs are letting Texas tacklers launch themselves headfirst like Skate from Streets of Rage and not even bothering to review it