They already have the money. To screw them, buy something, use it, and then return it.

I see Microsoft couldn't leave stuff alone and screwed up the way Planner looked.

Outlook has always been such a comically bad piece of software, now it is cosmically so.

“Artemis II is go for launch. Full send!”

I know my farts are gonna stink, and I'm gonna have the shits all day. But at the end of the day, Krystals are still tasty and I'm gonna go back to get some anyways.

My prediction. Kash Patel to hire F1 drivers to train FBI agents how to drive. Bet.

Hate ages people. Karoline Leavitt is 28 going on 50. Stephen Miller is 40 going on 109. Mitch McConnel is 84 going on 113. Turtles live a long time tho

lol she went from looking like an old Karen to looking like an older Karen

Shocked she's 28. Her Fox News plastic surgery has her looking 50.

Calling it now, Pete’s next fuck up is going to kill Americans.

Idk what you could smell first, the vodka sweat or the overcompensating cologne smell of him trying to hide that he smells like a bar towel on a Monday morning. His next fuck up might be downing a passenger jet with people on it.

Word on the street is that Turning Points All American Half Time Show is pre-recorded. There were about 200 extras hired for it.

Mark my words. He’s gonna get bored with Minnesota cause Walz is done with his shit, and he’s going to target Georgia next. Even though Kemp is a piece of shit, he wouldn’t bend the knee to Trump. My state is next on his Nazi invasion.

WNNX 99X, a Cumulus station.

This shit should be illegal wtf

New year, new you. Punch a Nazi in the face.

Women are always cold but I just wrapped my arms around my wife in bed and got third degree burns. Yall lying ass little space heaters.

Sorry yall, Pete Hegseth has claimed that Santa is an international terrorist and has ordered his sleigh shot down before it reaches American land.

Pirating TV shows from streaming services I subscribe to just to avoid the fucking commercials. Amazon Prime...

It was such a bummer when MatPat sold off his channel and retired. Probably an excellent financial choice for him, but it still hurts.

Who knew that Kirk's wife was way more annoying than he was?

It is November 11 2011, Todd Howard is releasing Skyrim.
It is October 28 2016, Todd Howard is releasing Skyrim.
It is November 17 2017, Todd Howard is releasing Skyrim.
It is December 9 2025, Todd Howard is releasing Skyrim.
It is…

It's never too late! The Dreamcast community is still going strong and there are all sorts of crazy mods and upgrades now.

fr though, Sega had some real horny lyrics on the Dreamcast. Like the theme song for Amy Rose. "Sphinx was so cute, I had to shave it". What?! WHAT?!?!

Well excuse me, sorry but I didn't mean to bother you,
I was just cruisin' around in my BMW,
When I saw you driving by,
You caught my eye, and then I thought,
Why are you on your own, all alone?

Hey all, what is the horniest Sonic song you know? #SEGA #SonicTheHedgehog