Virginia is for VOTERS.

These Steyer Stans are the new Bernie Bros.

Lemme save you some trouble. You’ll never convince me that billionaires should exist so you’ll certainly never convince me they should be involved in our government in any significant way.

Why would I ever vote for a billionaire when I don’t believe they should even exist?

Anyone lacking the moral clarity that one single individual shouldn’t possess a billion dollars certainly doesn’t have the moral clarity to be a good public servant.

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GAME ONE WON.
#LetsGoOilers

Becerra > Billionaire

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BREAKING: Even the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet beginning to realize that “assassination attempt” was fake as a “Bible quote” written by Quentin Tarantino.

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BREAKING: Donald Trump considers giving Iran $20 billion to reopen strait he closed in classic move his supporters call “The Art of the Deal.”

BREAKING: Ardent Donald Trump supporter Caitlyn Jenner forced to have passport changed to “male” under new Trump policy causing personal embarrassment and public humiliation and preventing Jenner from traveling internationally but no, these people aren’t in a cult.

There’s a great once a year consignment sale for baby and kid things here in LA and as we were walking out yesterday with bags of stuff dude checking receipts asked “Oh were you shopping for your grandkids?” in case you see the headline “Actor Walks into Ocean” and wondered why.

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Anybody needs me I’ll be hanging around the ambulance bay at St. Joe’s until The Pitt comes back for season three.

You can’t be progressive and be a billionaire. That’s why I’m voting @xavierbecerra.bsky.social for CA governor. Because CALIFORNIA CAN’T BE BOUGHT.

BREAKING: RFK Jr. becomes first Secretary of Health and Human Services to cut penis off raccoon.

BREAKING: “The pope should stay out of politics” say people who keep trying to put Ten Commandments in every government building and school.

BREAKING: Donald Trump cabinet members determined to make Saturday Night Live writers unemployed because nobody can come up with shit more ridiculous than what they actually do.

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On this Tax Day never forget that this term Donald Trump has already spent your hard earned money on:

Murdering your fellow Americans.

Sending a bug eyed moron to party at the Olympics.

Murdering Iranian schoolgirls.

Protecting every pedophile and rapist in the Epstein files.

I don’t know much but I do know the two times a human being most craves Taco Bell are when they’re heading home after a night of heavy drinking or heading home from Ralphs with a trunk full of fresh groceries.

Because it can’t be said enough:
At this point if you still support Trump you’re either a fucking idiot, fucking evil, or an evil fucking idiot. Whichever the case may be, get fucked for all of eternity, you worthless sack of shit.

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Well of course that shit was staged. You think Donald Trump ever tips anybody?

BREAKING: Fifth woman accuses Eric Swalwell of sexual assault making him undisputed front runner for 2028 Republican presidential nominee.

I’m not sure which delusion shows greater evidence of dementia. That Donald Trump thinks he’s Jesus Christ or that he thinks he could be a doctor.

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