spent too long in the ulta on emergency hair conditioner quest and now i am consumed by thoughts of sensitive nose hua cheng in the beauty store (he's too much of a diva to be in and out but the heavy scents of perfume are /killing/ him) but i don't have time to devote to developing the idea ToT

she is sooo mad at hua cheng for being the one to mostly escape this,,, how dare he

oohhh ohh oh if milkming is the most limited that means xiao hua is suffering and i love that for her (sorry xh darling)
O//w//O the denial and attempt to keep her sophisticated, powerful (ghost queen) head-of-the-herd cool, while getting slowly defeated by pollen,,,,

also imagining when they are finding out what's going on and researching that getting triggered that way can even HAPPEN and that's when she decides it's san lang's fault x''''D but if it was their first season in that area each of them are slowly finding out about the new flora at that point owo;

also oHHH my god,,,, (imagining sn when she finds out over the course of several weeks that no, her signature scents really DO make her sneeze now 😳) she's SO mad and disappointed (eventually they will find her ones that she likes AND tolerates but she's in sad unscented soap timeout for a while)

>never going to forgive san lang for this: DEEPLY funny, the whole herd was wearing them (if anything mooming was the most highly decorated!) and they grow around here, she would have encountered them anyway!!! (it does not matter, those two have a Farm Rivalry so it's HIS fault)

xiao hua: she does NOT have allergies what are you talking about!!!!! that was NOT a sneeze! (stifles ruthlessly but this often causes her to KEEP having to sneeze over and over (more spaced out than sn or sl even) until she finds somewhere to hide and let out a couple to finally scratch the tickle)

wuming: when whatever she is allergic to is in season she is prone to getting false alarms/stuck sneezes. nose super itchy and feeling like she's gonna sneeze but nothing. interrupted by hitching buildup and then nothing. incredibly annoyed by this ((please make her sneeze already jiejie /shot))

(aside: san lang also gets long fits but a little more spaced out and he is ALWAYS trying to keep doing stuff thru them (talking or working or arting etc) but getting interrupted every 2-5 seconds 🤭 ) (san niang is definitively not doing anything but sneezing for a little while)

san niang: worst allergies (one of those "got triggered by one Big allergen and her body suddenly discovered a bunch of things it hates, actually" types)
gets the really rapid little sneeze fits a la the moth-san-lang-skin glitches
(tends to react strongly but moreso only in close proximity)

hhHHHH okay ok
gonna drop jiejie's herd cowhua allergy headcanon proposals from my drafts and then back to errands

o3o;;; (*whined and then ran out the door to do errands* whoops haha)

AND MORE AU POSTS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME

telling myself no one HAS to read or interact or follow etc so it's fiiiine and im not annoying anyone cause that makes me feel better heheh ^^;;;;

i am trying SOOOO hard to stop needing reassurance/permission every time i want to post something but boYYYY do i sure get really embarrassed every time i have something to say more than like. once a week max like man. look at catte going on again about the same thing day after day >.>;;;;;;;

I WAS THINKING ABT HOW XIE LIAN IS GETTING A HELL OF A SHOW HERE TOO OMG,,,,

either hc is gonna finish down sl's throat (very full sl) or try to pull back bc he's about to come and not manage- resulting in san lang having to actually /work/ to swallow & not manage At All ( ⓛ ω ⓛ )

>3c hehehe hua cheng has a lot to take!!!!! san lang's gonna need some of xl's soothing throat tea, too, after this

hehehehehehehe ME TOO HONESTLY i was up WAY too late last night consumed by the vision <333

(........ and then san lang barely lasts three strokes before coming b4 hua cheng even does and hc will NOT let him live it down ("oh, getting sneezed on really does it for you" "it was NOT that and you know it!!!!") )

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all that exists is the hot, silky-slick hard flesh filling him up, reaching down to san lang's /stomach/ it feels like. he moos again, a long, lowing moan that makes hua cheng chuff and groan in response.

god damn it, hua cheng! san lang can't even be mad about it, because the way the sneeze once again slams hua cheng's thick cock into his mouth all the way down to the root makes his head go so empty.

there's a brief sound of hua cheng and xie lian kissing above him (no fair! san lang wants gege kisses too! but hua cheng took care of san lang when he was sick, so san lang has to return the favor). and then; the sudden, indrawn breath,

"ah--!! hhHHzZSCHHHIIIEWww!!!"

to resist, at the same time as hua cheng starts really moving, fucking san lang's throat. his head goes dizzy & fuzzy in a way he can't entirely blame on the lack of air, and he moos helplessly as his own hand slides down the length of his cock to clench at the base where it emerges from the sheath.

hua cheng tentatively nudges his hips up, cock sliding further into san lang's throat (he unwinds a hand from hua cheng's thigh to touch-- oh god he can /feel/ the bulge where his throat is stretched around the thickness of the other bull's cock. san lang drops the hand to his own cock, unable +

it hurts a little this time, and there's a bad moment where he gags and has to work to control that, but that doesn't seem to matter to san lang's arousal.

"oh," xie lian says softly. knowing he's watching adds a little head-spinning softness to the experience.

hua cheng grabs him by a horn and pulls (gently, they all know those are tender even years after the regrowing potion xie lian made him) until the fat head of his cock pushes against the back of san lang's throat-- and then pops further in, past the resistance, stretching his throat.

gags himself on hua cheng's cock and has to back off and breathe carefully so he doesn't cough.

"do you-- d'you need me to do it for you, brat?" hua cheng asks. san lang peeks up at him through his lashes, tail twitching in agitation. he doesn't want to admit it.

it's harder to get hua cheng swallowed down on his own. san lang pushes deeper and it feels like it won't go any further, won't fit. the dribble of precome tart and salty on his tongue shows how worked up hua cheng is even if he's not showing it obviously. san lang huffs and tries again--

san lang tentatively opens his mouth to let the fat, plush head of hua cheng's cock sit on his tongue and hua cheng sighs at the warmth. xie lian makes a soft, approving sound and pets between san lang's horns (bliss), cuddling back up to hold hua cheng steady with the sickness sapping his energy.

"don't sneeze on me again, though," san lang scolds, already leaning in to lick at the sensitive pink head of hua cheng's cock.

"no- nnnmmnhh-- no promises," hua cheng rumbles, breath catching like he's really going to. "anyway, you did it to me first," he finishes.

where they'd been wound around hua cheng's thighs to keep them open for san lang.

"gege, look, he's fine," hua cheng says. he sniffles and clears his throat. his nose is running down his lip and he licks it away just like wuming when his allergies are bad. ugh, both of them--!