Shame.

Very fun this, unhinged from me.

We had a little knock off one in Chatham called Present Times which was less history and more gothy. One of my teenage boyfriends would get me gifts from there until he completely lost his head and gave me an ACTUAL bone for my 16th birthday. No pun intended, apparently.

Funny how the death of the high street really kicked in after Past Times closed.

MAKES YOU THINK.

Yeah! Has to get real crispy, that 6-8 minutes is absolute bullshit

Keep leaving my VPN on on my phone (which I use for WORK REASONS) and the American podcast ads are all absolutely batshit.

I hate being right.

Here we go again. Left a sleeping house to go see some lovely mates and most likely some frustrating football ((Spurs x Frank) + City = bad). Top pundit here.

Bloody lovely views

Up for work in six hours, I wonder for how many of them I’ll lie awake, staring at my baby and thinking about the end of the world.

Went to a baby britpop disco this morning and it was great. Here we are just before we went in when within about 5 minutes Ben and I both knocked our pints over and Edie had to get about in her vest.

And so it begins.

Today has had such bank holiday vibes and as someone who is without their baby for the first time in forever and has to be up for work at 5 tomorrow, may not be the best thing.

Watched Little Miss Sunshine for the first time in years and can confirm the end is still absolutely joyous.

Hiding out on Bluesky as a safe space because I am absolutely not mentally strong enough to see comments on this on the Bad Sites.

Well.

Making a rare Bluesky appearance to say something VERY Bluesky and that is that this series of Taskmaster is great.

I’m locked in 💕

Cape Feare
Burns’ Heir
Mr Plow
Marge Vs the monorail
Homer Badman

Edie pulling off the 1920s Chicago mob boss look.

Medways finest and an old pal of my dads 🩵🩵

Alright Tony

I have now had a comment deleted calling out someone saying we have “forgotten our past” by not decking out the town in bunting when in the same post they are saying people are too busy flying flags for “other countries” (Palestine)

Fully expecting City to lose and Liverpool to win so am going to spend the day eating a picnic with my family and ignoring everything.

It’s my birthday and I am having a lovely time but my brother has trolled me here

Said some semi coherent things and some not so much but that aside this as always is a good listen

*they were pretty pissed tbf

About Today - The National
Don’t Mix Your Drinks - Elbow

And as tonight proved… Ugly- sugababes

Had a wonderful night seeing Sugababes with two of my best girls. Went out in the NQ to wait for surge pricing to go down and had a really deep and important conversation on society’s view of women’s ageing only to be told by a group on lads in their early 20s they thought we were late 20s. Nice.

Ooooh I need to see that

The Blue Oyster Cult SNL skit is 25 years old today.

That makes me feel strange. I think there’s only one cure…

Grand Day Out?