I had a replacement card stolen from the mail back when you just needed to call a number to activate it. They hit Whataburger and then tried to get a cash advance for more than the allowable amount three times in a row, at which point the bank shut them down.

I learned so much about the economics of Only Fans, the dynamics of professional wrestling, and, by deduction, how Trump operates from reading “Margo’s Got Money Troubles.”

Dude. I’m still using an iPhone 7. The OS no longer updates and half my apps are no longer supported, but people regularly tell me how they prefer its size and design.