Also she came home and watched a tutorial on how to draw frodo.
I'm pretty impressed!

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That I was able to share these movies with her at the theater, after 25 years of shaping my life, means everything to me. The messages of hope and goodness are so needed and I love that we experienced it together.

As Return of the King ended, Kara got upset and asked me "why it had to end".

I told her we watch them all every Janaury, and then it's like saying hi to a friend you haven't seen in a long time.

#LordoftheRings

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Two Towers at the theater! I've waited 7 years to get the opportunity to lean over to Kara and tell her that Viggo Mortensen breaks his toe when he kicks the helmet. This is my moment! #LordoftheRings

Peter Jackson: I wasn't sure anyone would show up to watch after 25 years

Me, taking my daughter out of school early to watch in a sold out theater: 👀

So excited to finally show Kara #LordoftheRings , and on the big screen as her first showing! Getting to share my favorite movies with her makes me so happy!

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#28YearsLaterTheBoneTemple was phenomenal. Fiennes is absolutely breathtaking in both of the 28 years movies, but particularly the sequel.

Amazing how these movies that are built around brutality give me some of the deepest messages of humanity.

Someone hacked into my daughter and her friend group's private Minecraft server and blew up all their houses. Which like, why are people being mean to a bunch of 7 year olds, but also objectively this is one of the funniest moments of the year.

Didn't even spell her name right, don't care, I cannot be bothered to fix it. If they ruin Gundam I will be very displeased.

Good for Noah but y'all better keep Syndney Sweeney away from my giant mechs I swear to God!

Look, I'm not proud of myself but hey, that movie was just really hype and I'm not going to apologize 🤣

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Predator: Badlands? More like Predator: Badass, amriite?

Congrats! That's an awesome achievement!

If female, why 'tism?

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Gabby's Dollhouse movie spoilers without context.

Nobody SHOULD be killed in this country, but there are certainly people making it easier for that to happen.
We ask again and again for the government to protect its citizens by pushing gun control laws through, maybe this will be the time they hear us.

Violence perpetuates violence. The idolization of gun culture perpetuates violence. The lack of empathy and responsibility from political activists and politicians for previous gun violence victims perpetuates violence.

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Might a recommend some extra kerning or a different font on that "flick" to avoid my child nearly reading "you fuck your tongue" during her nightly storytime....

Buzzfeed Headline: pictures taken right before disaster struck

My child about to punch me with giant pillow hulk hands ....

This is your notification that Target is selling pillow Hulk hands.... Like sock em boppers but they actually don't hurt when your child punches you with them (said with experience of being beaten up in target this afternoon) 🤣

Kara is adopting the Metal Gear method of hiding.

Friends who have seen Fantastic Four already, can y'all let me know if there's anything a 7 year old couldn't see in it? She watched Superman, which I had been told would be fine for her, but I wasn't prepared for the amount of swearing so I could prep her beforehand 🤣

This isn't the nice guys sequel we've been asking for.

Also she 100% knows the name. She's seen the trailer multiple times. She's just being a turd cause she knows I'm excited about it 🤣

I'm just saying, Marvel, maybe you can rebrand so she can avoid embarrassment in the future. 🤷‍♀️

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Kara: hey mom, look those pop tarts have the Wonderful 4 on them.

Me:

Sad Beige Werner Herzog presents a fun slide into the abyss #satire #funnyshorts #funnytiktok #etsy YouTube video by Sad Beige

This reminds me so much of the Werner Herzog's sad beige children videos 🤣

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Literally this is mine and Kara's entire identity right now.

Needless to say, Kara was pretty excited about who showed up at the end of the movie 👀