[Morrisey when he opens his heart up to the possibility of love]: “Heaven knows I’m rizz-able now”

She read some NYT best selling author book about longevity and now she drinks all these weird powders stuff

A handful of years ago my mom, who was previously a casual republican without many strong political convictions, became disillusioned with the Republican Party and made the conscious decision to start consuming more left wing news by subscribing to the NYT. I’m getting increasingly worried about it

Doesn’t even take 15 mins. I finally engaged with this and in ~3 minutes I was like “oh that makes sense”

I was surviving off like 14k a year until I became a teacher in the lowest paid school district in the Bay Area and I was like holy shit I’m rich as fuck

Greenest person in the world

A couple of my friends went to Highschool with someone who’s dad was one of the Speed Freak Killers. From what I gleaned of the story, they found out about their dad along with the public when they were a teenager. Seems like another top 5 worst ways

My new spider friend has been crawling around in circles high up on the walls of my room for a whole week now and still has not built a web, I’m worried they’re going to starve

The book “Who Do You Serve, Who Do You Protect?”

Damn they really answered this rhetorical question with “not you”

Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever.

I’ve always liked this one

theonion.com/breaking-new...

Ayyyeee it’s spring!!!

Third first day of spring outfit (second one I was nekkid) It’s still so hot out it’s crazy

Woah I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone own up to making a mistake online

Post both outfits!!

Everyone post your first day of spring fit!! This is what I’m wearing until I’m butt nekkid at the beach

i log on and basically have no idea what anyone on here is talking about

I normally bullying everyone into posting their first day of spring outfit, but this year I will be abstaining as I will be at the nude beach and I’m not posting tan hog on main

@1-900.fatboy.delivery it’s Takyon

What the fuck is going on in sac?? Also where is this exactly, I want to visit!

^since it took me so long to finish I don’t really remember everything from the start, but I really liked most the chapter on animals that came towards the end. It didn’t feel like it fit with the thesis of the rest of the novel and felt more like a Foucault argument

Jean Baudrillard’s Simulacra and Simulation

But such a sentiment is utopian. Because it would be beautiful to be a nihilist, if there were still a radicality—as it would be nice to be a terrorist, if death, including that of the terrorist, still had meaning. But it is at this point that things become insoluble. Because to this active nihilism of radicality, the system opposes its own, the nihilism of neutralization. The system is itself also nihilistic, in the sense that it has the power to pour everything, including what denies it, into indifference. In this system, death itself shines by virtue of its absence. (The Bologna train station, the Oktoberfest in Munich: the dead are annulled by indifference, that is where terrorism is the involuntary accomplice of the whole system, not politically, but in the accelerated form of indifference that it contributes to imposing.)

Read this slowly over the last 4 months. I like reading these French Post-Modern freaks. Seems equally likely that either 1) I’m not smart enough to fully know what they’re saying or 2) they’re a bunch of coked out paranoiacs. Probably both

He looks like he'd smoke a blunt with you and then play a linkin park song really loud and it would sound really cool because you just got high for like the 7th time ever in your life

tbh i kinda fuck with this look

^a plot driven novel where stuff happened to move the story forward so that more stuff could happen. It did that for a while until it ended

Screen shot of the Goodreads page for I, Medusa by Ayana Gray with a 2 star rating

I listened to this Audiobook for the book club I’m in. I didn’t necessarily think this was bad, but also didn’t think it was good. Tbf it feels a bit like a YA novel and I’m in my 30s, but it all just felt a little bland and I don’t really know what meaning I was supposed to take away from this.

Pablo looks like the dumb hyena from lion king

Garbage reporting, but the topic itself kinda reminds me of the last chapter of “Wretched of the Earth,” when Fanon discusses the psychological toll of colonialism through case studies of both the occupied Algerians and the occupying French soldiers.

Pussy hot like an air fryer

Im hot, my eyebrows look great, and I’m pretty damn good at my job

Went to bed with my old guy boyfriend at 9:45 on Tuesday 🥵