Get well soon 😭😭😭

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Given that gender is a spectrum, one could argue that pretty much everyone is heterosexual besides the aces, because everyone's gender is slightly different than everyone else's

Chastity feels really apt for someone whose abilities are derived directly from willpower tbh

Notification from Lyft app, 30 minutes ago, reading "Comeback deal: 25% off. Tap to claim your comeback discount, good for your next ride, max $5 off per ride. Expires March 11. Terms apply.

My toxic trait is that I leave notifications on from Lyft because it entertains me to watch them beg me to come back. I just find it cute that they expect me to believe that they aren't going to issue another coupon the second this one expires, the way they have all the previous times.

It's the latest version of taking nudes with the game boy camera

A screenshot from season two of Foundation on Apple TV with a subtitle that reads "Fuck ice"

I'm telling myself this line in the Foundation tv show was intentional

And so it begins 🥵

Bramble wearing a brat green thong

Happy hump day

I've been really frustrated with the dlc and not having fun with the hoopa portals at all. Any tips?

Why not both? 🤔

Understood, Sir

Do you think I have enough furries on here that if I ask real nice I can get one of y'all to infodump in response to some questions about Linux? 🤔

Oooof glad that's something off the plate for now

Nothing's wrong with you, you're doing great 😁😁😁

🥰🥰🥰 you bet 😁

Bramble smirks, lying on his back holding a PlayStation controller, lifting his legs to show his ass stuffed with a plug

Plug and Play

To be fair, the lunar year doesn't actually transition until February so you have a couple weeks still. That said, please don't let that stop you from your equestrian activities in the meantime!

This is so valid

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I volunteer

Hmmm I don't think I have access to Zorg levels of budget unfortunately 😕😕😕

Dear heavens 🤩🥵🤤

Okay but how do i get aknot to give me what i ask for

Yes and yes thank you 🤤

@orcmilk.bsky.social seems like the most obvious culprit

Thanks!!

Thanks! 🥰🥰🥰 Would rather be in just a thong though 😘

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Aw, shucks! 🥰🥰🥰 I do my best, it's getting closer to haircut time than I would like but it is what it is 😅