Best to not wear this colour trousers when on TV.

Going to the state scold the voters worked so well in 2024 when they had Richie Torres and Bill Clinton do it

Jail support is underway at the 79th Precinct after 4 community members, including Councilmember @chiosse.bsky.social, were violently arrested by NYPD for attempting to protect a Black homeowner from an illegal eviction.

Video shows NYPD throw Ossé to the ground by the collar & kneel on him.

Meghan McCain & @MeghanMcCain X.com Fuck right off. Ryan Grim & @ryangrim • 3h It's amazing that Trump can trash Meghan McCain's dad for years but all it takes to win her over is a war on Iran. Truly her father's daughter. He'd be genuinely proud.

Genuine lol

Netanyahu Says Israel Is Refuge for Christians After Soldier Hammers Jesus Statue in the Face Amid Israel’s bombardments, Netanyahu said Israel is the only place where the Christian “standard of living” is growing.

Netanyahu has said that Israel is the only place where Christians can thrive in the Middle East, after bombing countless churches and Christian sites across the region amid outrage over a picture of an Israeli soldier taking a sledgehammer to the face of a statue of Jesus Christ in Lebanon.

Big liberal rally happens? Good excuse to punch left. Streamer is popular? Time to punch left. Antisemitism on the rise on the right? Country completely run by rightwing fascists? You better know what it is baby.

Wolverine got more interesting after Jean died in the Dark Phoenix Saga, and they decided that the angle to humanize him wasn’t his crush on her, but to make him Nightcrawler’s best friend

It would certainly be embarrassing for New York City if Omaha, Nebraska has better funded libraries

Tucker Carlson could become a leftist guerilla who liberated ICE facilities and he would still deserve to have his tombstone say "Remember that time he said Trump was our daddy and was gonna give us a spanking? Pretty weird thing to say, right?"

I think a load-bearing amount of based trad caths are just evangelicals who realized how embarrassing it is to be evangelical and just like the Catholic aesthetic

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

Like a rat from a sinking ship

I know the flu is going to spread back home, but if the flu ravages the US military while they’re trying to do an illegal war where they bomb children, good. Let it rip.

Love and solidarity to all my library people

Parker! Get me pictures of John Brown!

ICE detained more than 70 Minnesota children, data reveals Immigration officials detained more than 70 Minnesota children between Dec. 1 and March 10, a Sahan analysis of court records and federal deportation data shows.

70 Minnesota children.

Delta Air Lines, who likely flew nearly all of these kiddos out of MSP, could publicly condemn this and end the practice tomorrow, as the airlines did in 2018 with family separation, but it’s easier to stay silent.

Ghislaine Maxwell has started naming names and so far I'm betting she's revealed:

-carcosa
-the yellow king
-Hastur
-Alan Dershowitz
-assatur
-the repairer of reputations
-the court of the dragon
-xastur
-bill clinton
-the demoiselle d'ys
-h'aaztre
-lady of the fields
-fenric
-kaiwan
-rue barée

the elite aren’t powerful politicians or billionaires. common misconception. the elite is anyone i think is cooler than me, funnier than me, more artistic than me, or generally anyone i resent for daring to be happier than i am despite my immense wealth and political clout

If this had been a Muslim attacking a White Woman.

The Daily Mail, Telegraph, Tommy Robinson, Nigel Farage and Rupert Lowe would have tweeted about it for months.

Instead there is silence as the people who spread this hate try to take no responsibility.

lmao

The Birthday Party - Release the Bats (Live, The Hacienda, Manchester, UK, 1982) YouTube video by Cherry Red Records

I like it because it gives me an excuse to listen to this song

Did the term “primitive root weiner” appear in the propaganda?

if Sylvia Plath killed herself in 2026 she would've had to stick her head in a Smart Oven that plays ads for BetterHelp on the door

Stan Lee used to say that every comic should be written like it’s a reader’s first issue. The comic industry fell apart and went bankrupt in the 90s in part because they moved away from this

Infowars is gay and proud (and we love that for them)

Infowars has officially gone woke

It’s funny to see these movies do the things that makes following comics offputting to people with normal lives

Oh boy, homework!

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

How much bigger can his eyes get?

Disco Elysium is better than Battlestar Galactica.