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Oooh, get you…

Like the sound of that shortbread, mind.

I’ll bath anyone’s biscuits

Still got me hi-vis shite on from work, got to have a shower now to stop her mithering

Take 2 biscuits in to the shower…

Niche but one for all the trawler captains out there.

70p each way. No, yer Ma jokes please, you shallow twats.

We’ve all been there though, used to buy stuff just to say I had it, could have just said I had it and saved a fortune as nobody but the odd one here and there gave a flying fuck.

I’d like to say I’d wasted my life but it was fucking ace

What time are you running?

So this Bergerac character…

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Just had 5 grapes…

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Is that so…

That had me Roland round laughing

Very posh, Belstaff Panther?

No. 1 with a bullet Baxter

That’s Mark 2 off a Eastenders

I’ve had a few. These days the biggest danger I am to anyone, is if I fell on them after they knocked me out

#fatarse

Last course I went on was online, nearly got kicked off when I refused to take down my hastily made protest poster.

23 in a 20
No justice, just us!

The man wasn’t very happy.

I was presumed guilty because of the company I was keeping.

* They too, weren’t big or clever

Unfortunately I was one of the first to be escorted from the Reebok

* It’s not big or clever

So she is but seemingly has one redeeming quality

Nice work Liz.

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Now then…

And that is, you don’t need a degree to achieve shit.

English Language and English Literature. I could teach your kids.

I’ve been to Bolton, never heard it! When I say been, I mean I’ve drove through it, when I say through, I meant past.

This is one episode of Grange Hill, I didn’t see.

Reet, what the actual fuck…

Napoleon Dynamite 2004 Dance Scene HD YouTube video by The Screen Master

Vote for Pedro the Piler

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I’ve changed my mind, though I’m disgusted with myself

I refuse to like this

Seen him before, just can’t put my finger on it, which was his catchphrase

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It’s always the ones you least suspect…