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UK has quietly regained its position as the world’s 5th largest economy The United Kingdom has regained its position as the fifth largest economy in the world, according to the latest figures.

www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/uk-econ...

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A true friend would ask you to stop playing that ukulele

Adults who call soft boiled eggs "dippy eggs". Get a fucking grip.

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Film producers in the US should be obliged to provide subtitles in English.
It's not "runs good on regular gas", it's "runs well on normal petrol".

There's no point saying "cheap as chips" anymore. Have you seen how much a bag of chips costs down the chippy these days!?

People pretend that the BAFTAs have some special significance. They don't. The annual Kebab Awards, or the British Mortgage Awards are just as important. Those aren't shown on TV for the very solid reason that all awards shows are boring.

In any new group setting, the one who offers to set up the WhatsApp group is the one to watch out for. They're usually the biggest dickhead.

Bereaved family members of Covid victims write to Nigel Farage urging him to sack his Croydon candidate who said COVID was a "staged event" by the US military, with vaccines used to control the population.

Reform has not responded to our story revealing his views

bylinetimes.com/2026/04/15/r...

Moment Nigel Farage henchmen manhandle disabled OAP in parking row Henchmen working for the divisive Reform leader were seen on camera manhandling a retired engineer who was trying to park in a disabled spot to drop off his wife in Shetland

Farage thugs manhandle man with pacemaker after he objects to the Reform leader's chauffeur parking in disabled bay that he needs to use.

Lovely People.

www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

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My theory on Starbucks: it caters primarily for that not insignificant sector of the market that likes the idea of coffee, but doesn’t actually like coffee.

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I have seen a lot of NIMBY selfishness in my time, but "my convenience matters more than cancer care" is a new low. Quite seriously tempted to email them and tell them as much.

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series of headlines detailing "marathon talks"

series of headlines detailing "marathon talks"

series of headlines detailing "marathon talks"

series of headlines detailing "marathon talks"

Marathon talks? Compared to what? It took years for Obama to deliver a detailed Iran deal. The Trump admin are packing it in after 20 hours.
(H/T @bgrueskin.bsky.social)

Almost a chameleon cat!

He’s not OK. America, how can you accept this?

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Trump says US will blockade the strait of Hormuz?

He has absolutely no idea. Utterly dangerous moron.

If you think inflation coming down means prices are coming down, then you're underestimating your own stupidity.

Whoever decided to name small birds "tits" ruined forever the possibility of a sensible conversation about these beautiful creatures.

When sitting down to a meal of pie, mash, peas and gravy, the component parts should be put on the plate in that exact order.

Medway's pride in its association with Charles Dickens is understandable, but given the state of the place, advertising happenings in the area as 'Dickensian' isn't the smartest move.