Not a new observation but it's sick how the only things AI seems to do are draw dog shit pictures and answer questions wrong. I'm so glad every web site needs to have one now

What I wouldn't give to be a washed out rock guy who was around for the 70s

One of those songs where every single decision made had the best possible outcome. So sick man. I'll never love anything as much as Ozzy loves drugs

Listening to Black Sabbath Sweet Leaf and occasionally muttering "holy shit" to myself

Dude said I'd get a "seat of honor at the feast" but I just KNOW he's gonna sic the inquisition on me for telling Friar Barnabas to eat my ass last week. He'll probably give the seat to French Jaques.

God damn dude I hate being a peasant so much. Baron Quimby wants me to shovel SO much shit for the Saint Mulchington's day slopfest.

Really need one of those email jobs I keep hearing about. I think I'd be a great mid level beaureauct

Haha working at a grocery store during Thanksgiving haha awesome haha yeah dude haha so sick

Dark forces beyond my control have forced me to Post on here again

We have a running list of dumb ass song titles we pick from that end up on .gfg releases, but man the working titles this album are so fuckin stupid. Really hoping "Brain Click Boom" or "St. Sink Puker" make it

I get to leverage my tiny account on here to say. Brother I'm stupid in love right now and more than a little bit scared I'm gonna fuck it up given my less-than-stellar track record of depressed self-sabotage, but for now shit rocks big time. Highly recommend being a sap

soft launch

It's been almost 15 years since I saw this band. Don't have words to describe how I'm feeling right now

The pics don't do it justice. job for a cowboy in a 200 cap room

It's really hard to do a sick ass guitar solo. Partly because that's just not easy to do, but mostly because you gotta pull it off in a spiritual sense. You gotta kill the part of you that thinks solos are lame. That's the real trick

"shorts what is the hardest part of being the greatest metal core vocalist of all time?" it's drinking 2.5 beers before the set and trying desperately not to puke when you do lows

I love apps. Give me more apps. I will die if I can't Post. My family hates me