close enough eh

sometimes i feel closer to scotland culturally than much of england but then i see shit like this and im like "excuse me"

can't wait to become incredibly old hat and embarrassing

it's me

look at this motherfucker... pathetic

sick of having to retrain my monkey brain to go to a different app to post the same stream of consciousness! enough!

im hoping it'll make me feel either a bit saucy or very overwhelmed

how else can i make friends! be socially competent? no way!

you wouldn't block a hanny

i think i would love to be very muscly for like a week. just to see how it is.

he won't stop. ive told him to stop.

i have it in my heart but i have renounced it. marmalade it is.

hi hazel

the public health boffins refuse to learn

music or preserves... the big question

we would not be where we are with vaccine skepticism if the covid vaccine had been a drink. history has proven me correct.

im literally right here

thank you ed. do you have any mini games here to while away the time before i get on with the next quest?

logging on the computer to look at excel. might go and get a treat at lunch time. what's up rory