There’s no justification for capital punishment.

It’s an Easter anagram. #TheArchers

I’m assuming I might be involved in the Boro stuff. #TheArchers

I’ve eaten there and the food was very good. I won’t be going back as I value my privacy and don’t want the landlady spying on me. If she wants to alienate customers she’s done a good job. #TheRatInn

Or the bus on Monday morning? #TheArchers

Outside George Osborne’s £10m house apparently. He’s blaming Uber. #TheArchers

I can empathise with that! #TheArchers

Don’t forget the Congregational & General, too. #TheArchers

Canary? How dare you? My birds are very upset. #TheArchers

Yay. Comedy in inverted commas. Perfect #TheArchers listeners response.

Not since Geoff Capes left us. #TheArchers

It does if you think chasing foxes with dogs is a bad idea. #TheArchers

Toby Jones? #TheArchers

It’s fine as a noun but needs fixing as a verb. #TheArchers

Even though he’d never been to any of them!

6?

The actress was on PM tonight talking about Brief Encounter. Her mother was Celia Johnson. #TheArchers

I’m not sure the great grandparents have much say in the matter. 😉 #TheArchers

How so? #TheArchers

Excellent - #TheArchers fanbase maintains its commitment to dissing the 6.30 comedy. Sorry “so called” comedy.

Of course. He was using my pissoir! #TheArchers

Thanks very much. (Must stop urinating in public) #TheArchers

What? A fan of #TheArchers not enjoying the 6.30 comedy? Whatever next?

1970s high quality hash. #TheArchers

Abernethy would be my biscuit of choice. #TheArchers

Clinton? #TheArchers

He’s incredibly talented - since when did punching someone become a legitimate act of critique. #TheArchers

Croquet. #TheArchers

Agreed. #TheArchers

I thought he had a shandy. #TheArchers