Jesus Christ GO TO BED FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Hey @govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov

Tell your boss to stand up for what he says. ICE *is* a bunch of terrorists thugs. They're LITERALLY KILLING PEOPLE.

He needs to stop flip flopping, stop pandering to the right & to stop interviewing awful people like Ben Shapiro.

Oh & to stop being a transphobe.

Why am I bi but involved with an annoying cis dude?

I need a woman in my life.

I should be on a train right now. 😩

Trying to explain to someone that I’m depressed when they don’t understand how or why I’m depressed is really frustrating. I keep trying to tell them there’s no rhyme or reason—my brain just sucks but they’re not getting it.

I’m overstimulated and my brother won’t shut up. Send help.

It's incredible how certain people will ignore my texts for days but if I don't answer their texts within hours, they freak out. Love the double standard.

I cannot WAIT to get out of here for two weeks. Unfortunately it's not until next month.

Mom screwed up the lasagna because she forgot how to make lasagna... I figured I'd let her do her thing but she's losing it faster than I anticipated. And I need to go with her to doctor's appointments from now on because she's definitely not telling them everything.

How many times do I have to tell my mom I don't want to hear anything about her Republican friends?

They can't even stay quiet for two minutes while I listen to my favorite song from Mary Poppins.

Of course I can't watch Mary Poppins in peace because my brother won't STFU. Ever.

I should have been in Boston this week. 😞

Well, she can't say, "I made a shit-ton of money thanks to insider trading and I'm dipping just in time for me to get my pension."

I keep forgetting about this account.

Nice! (Sorry just seeing this)

I had my mom come down into Manhattan and help me out because there was no way I was going anywhere near that 🤣

Omg lol

RIP actor & Chicago native Ron Dean.

He interrogated Dr. Richard Kimble in THE FUGITIVE, he dropped Andy off at detention in THE BREAKFAST CLUB, he was shot by Harvey Dent in THE DARK KNIGHT, he was Marty Crane's poker buddy on FRASIER, and so much more.

My Henry did that once when I was up on Seaman Avenue. I wanted to die. 😩

You can think the Yankees will be back next year, and they will. You can think they'll be better, and they might be.

It doesn't matter, because Aaron Boone will still be managing this team and as long as that's the case, they'll never go all the way.

Bah.

Bellinger will instead.

He didn't make the final out! Hooray!

Oh God, Judge is going to end the series.

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS.

Wait you mean the Yankees can hit lead off doubles?

Fire him just for this.

That is one of my biggest baseball pet peeves.

Aaron Boone will never get fired.

Can someone shave George Springer's head while he's sleeping? He looks ridiculous.