Here is a Christmas gift months in the making: an RF rip of the greatest magic special in history. Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants, directed by David Mamet, never released on home video, sourced from an internal HBO Production tape sourced by @pulsingcinema.bsky.social: archive.org/details/rick...
my god
🎶 Santa baby / drag me to hell / 🎶
I think I'm Nacho Saturday
"punk-focused creators" is a wild phrase
what the fuck is going on on this website man
to me, the true chicago handshake is a nice firm but polite midwestern handshake followed by two beers
ocean one pier, atlantic city, new jersey, 1985
ocean one pier, atlantic city, new jersey, 1985
slam four wine coolers at 10am and spentd the entire day defending Schumann's orchestration to all comers, family, friends, the cops when they arrive, etc ., dover score in hand! -- Wake up in the skokie park and ride and whatdo you know the bears lost again. another Damn thanksgiving in the books
in competitive chess you can legally win a match by declaring “checkmate” at any time, regardless of where the pieces are on the board. it’s considered rather tasteless and won’t win you many friends, but it’s there whenever you really need to get out of a jam
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CornPop McCarthy
ive missed this kind of thing
the method by which I make rice is so quirked up
Im here for a long time, not a long time
I heard the kushites have a table which replenishes itself with boiled meat every night. thinking about leading my army in an expedition against them without making provision for relay of food or water
Ive been having pretty decent luck with the blue line this year too but don't know how the other flavors are doing
we should do Chinese balloon again
idea came to me in a dream for a song called "stop the baby boom (and let me off!)"
slipping haxan cloak CD-Rs into the mini snickers somehow (quantum computer???) and giving them to tricker treaters with a "dry cackle"
snoopy is givi ng Milo Yannopolis
Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss
the "I'm so sad in high school" hand on chin pose this guy is making in these absolute Small Business Owner ass motherfuckn all text Instagram posts makes me want to stick my head in the shop's record de-warper and set it to "severe"
al Jazeera
for sale: vampire's castle, never exited
this is called "the pynchon dilemma"
im going to climb up and paint over the i so it says "JON FIRE"
now some of my best friends are papists. but All of my worst enemies are Jesuits
