The light and shadow are giving Renaissance painting. The hands are giving fuck me eyes. 10/10

I missed the word "in" on first read and was like hell yeah Sleepy you fuck that copier!

Black and white comic with two images. On the left is a guy with his arms crossed looking very annoyed. On the right is the same guy, still annoyed, with his arms raised yelling "I guess"

I had hearts in my eyes until crock pot pussy.

what about the heat from my lustful gaze, is that helping them dry?

BRB gonna get that delicious hand tattooed on my forearm so I can lick it any time of day or night.👀🤚

a man with a beard is wearing a polka dot shirt with suspenders Alt: a man with a beard is wearing a polka dot shirt with suspenders says "My eyes can taste it"

hand porn

Cartoon gourds with the title VeggieTales Meet the Gourds at the top.

A photo of me and my family.

a man says i am happy to help in yellow Alt: a man says i am happy to help.

I feel like I'm winning when I help people get what they need.

Sure, Billy, whatever makes you feel like a big boy *pats head condiscendingly*

18 Tiny Deaths — Chicago Public Library 18 Tiny Deaths — Goldfarb, Bruce, — "Frances Glessner Lee, born a socialite to a wealthy and influential Chicago family in the 1870s, was never meant to have a career, let alone one steeped in death a...

This isn't what you're asking for but is kinda related and it's a fascinating book so I gotta mention it. Frances Glessner Lee is basically the mother of modern forensics and the book is about her life and influence on modern forensics.
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its fat elf fwednesday

a woman sitting in a chair with the words melting behind her Alt: a woman sitting in a chair with the words Me Right Now above and the word Melting below. She is in a chair sliding down out of it while smiling.

The pic with the watch 🫠😍

a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is making a rude face . Alt: a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is making an annoyed face with the word RUDE below.

Wow, it's always "You're a hand perv" and not "Billy's flaunting his sexy fingies again".

[Respecting your "no"]
Say no more, I'm sold!

2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From! This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?

Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.

Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

The pinkie resting in the counter! The vein going under the watch! 🫠

I read this in @billyyandereva.bsky.social voice.🐶❤️

bonus points if the lover is buried under the roses

I don't like string bikini underw--- CORRECTION I like string bikini underwear on Sleepy's ass

[Mature Content] From the TheRealmOfEroticAudio community on Reddit: [MF4F] A Holiday Reunion Threesome with your Besties w u/SimplyPixieQueen [Threesome] [Script Fill] [Friends to Lovers] [Holiday Re... Posted by goodeveningdarling - 1 vote and 0 comments

Oh look! Myself and @simplycait.bsky.social filling a MF4F @tiekoot.bsky.social script!

Holiday threesome anyone?

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Every time Sleepy posts a smiling pic: 🥰🥰🥰

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