Saw a trailer for A24’s “The Invite” in front of A24’s “The Drama”. For some reason, this enraged me

They’re painting the passports brown

a man with a joker face painted on his face says " you have nothing , nothing to threaten me with ! " ALT: a man with a joker face painted on his face says " you have nothing , nothing to threaten me with ! "

When my cat is trying to get me out of bed to give her breakfast in the morning but she’s already knocked my glasses off my nightstand so now all she can do is meow at me

I cannot understate just how much good it would do me right now if some kind of demi-omnipotent overseer could orchestrate a chain of events that would result in me being stranded on a mysterious island with unknowable properties seemingly devoted to helping me solve all of the problems in my life

The government should introduce a new unit of currency that is worth several tens of dollars. It can’t just be a bill or coin it has to be a new third thing. I think this would get people excited about spending money despite rising costs

He continues to innovate in the field of treats and snacks… how do we get them to bring this shit back

“Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta” son or “Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover” daughter?

He plays on that record like it’s HIS album and everyone else is just backing him up

Was listening to Vanessa Carlton’s 2002 debut album (don’t ask) and finding it impossible to ignore how the drummer just goes way harder than necessary on like every song so I was like man who is playing on this shit and it turns out the guy has been Paul McCartney’s touring drummer since 2001

In the Sex Pistols’ seminal punk anthem “Anarchy in the U.K.” frontman Johnny Rotten claims “I don’t know what I want but I know how to get it” but then immediately sings “I want to destroy the passerby.” So what is the truth?

My cat and I are incapable of taking a photo in which we don’t look like we hate your vibe and are going to have to kill you

Celebrating Easter like the very first Christians: by going to see The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

We need more positivity in movies. Why not “If I Had Arms I’d Hug You” ?

I have unfortunately become addicted to rubbernecking the latest train wreck of a Kanye West album release. Guy’s fans are fighting battles that I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy

This is something that the dude from that Cheekface band would post unironically while arguing that recording to tape is more authentic or something

When I wash the dishes and do all of my other little night chores while listening to my playlist of classical piano compositions I *am* the well-tempered clavier

Woke up at like 4 AM last night to the sound of a mysterious consistent beeping coming from the room I use as my home office. Obviously my first instinct was to go over to my computer and punch in the numbers from season 2 of LOST. Surprisingly that didn’t help

Rorschach Test YouTube video by Sneaking - Topic

Wait I still have a few songs I’ve recorded to post in this thread. This is like my favorite one too, it’s a deranged love song from the perspective of a lesbian couple in a mutually codependent relationship. They tragically broke up last year youtu.be/bzPTTQFE5YY?...

There should be a Letterboxd for medications that you need to pick up for your girlfriend from the pharmacy counter in Target

Hype!! Their last one was so good

Whenever I hear someone imply that their main method of listening to music is via one single master playlist on a streaming service I get incredibly scared and need to be talked down

I don’t particularly like either of the songs but it’s cool that both Modest Mouse and Death Cab For Cutie dropped new singles within the past week. Can we get the Shins in the mix too or something?

Good chance this was my first exposure to his work listening to Eels as a teen back in the 2000s. Love ESB but this mix blows the album version out of the water

I would be fine pressing the button from LOST every 108 minutes as long as the Dharma Initiative let me hotbox the Hatch

Bluesky name reveal they’re doxing me now

Torture Trevor Friday

He reminds me of a grown up sized white baby I’m friends with

Every week on Twitter someone posts “I never knew ‘why did the chicken cross the road’ was a suicide joke,” someone reposts it saying “if you think that’s true you’re a fucking idiot,” and then someone replies to THAT post saying “wow I never knew that’s what that joke was about either”