Ohhhh...

Saw a headline today “AI adoption has been faster than personal computers or the internet” no shit, nobody was barging into my house unasked with a Gateway cow box in 1998 to install a computer I hadn’t asked for

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Came...

Nightwish - Shudder Before The Beautiful (OFFICIAL LIVE) YouTube video by Nightwish

Happy Earth Day!

"The music of this awe
Deep silence between the notes
Deafens me with endless love
This vagrant island Earth
A pilgrim shining bright
We are shuddering
Before the beautiful
Before the plentiful
We're the voyagers"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oQ8...

One thing you will never think after reading a great book or listening to a great album or seeing a great piece of art is, “I’m really glad this person remained cautious while they were making this and guarded against being perceived as weird.”

I had never heard of this and I just watched the trailer. Holy shit!

One day, the old witch will return and lift the curse placed upon you.
Your human form will crack open and some frazzled cats will emerge, hiss at her angrily, then slink off into the darkness.

“Over on Twitter, they’re” shhhhh. Shhh.

Shh.

fucked up that polymarket is a dystopian tech company rather than a place you go to buy fresh produce from the local farmer and her three boyfriends

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

BLOW! - A Short Film - Film and Storytelling | Seed&Spark If you can’t get justice, sometimes you have to settle for vengeance... and this blow-up sex doll is ready to deliver. BLOW! is a blood & guts, feminist & camp short film showcasing underrepresented v...

Help BLOW! up the patriarchy, one predator at a time.

We're raising money for a horror short, and you do not want to miss being on Doll's good side...

Support if you can or just share the link!!! Cannot wait to bring you this fresh feminist nightmare 🔪🎈

seedandspark.com/fund/theblow...

Gate II (1990) - Official Trailer YouTube video by ScreamFactoryTV

Holy crap! Today I learned there was a sequel to The Gate!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e24...

10 Horror Movies to get to know me.

The Ring
Silent Hill
Oculus
A Nightmare on Elm Street part 4: The Dream Master
Hellraiser II
Lo
Happy Death Day
Ginger Snaps
Cabin in the Woods
In the Mouth of Madness
The Gate

okay, I'll say it: johns hopkins is too plural of a name, almost obscenely fecund. there should be just one john or just one hopkin.

I am so lucky that my hospitals transplant clinic is close to the main entrance and easy to get to. But the blood lab (where they constantly send me) is over the hill and far away. And getting to Imaging is a Quest!

Adorable!

A contact form reads: Subject: Checking Authenticity Body of message Hi there Beth. I have been contacted by someone who is using the email, [email blacked out], and using you name and one of your novels 'Feast of the Starving Stone: The Chef’s Five' to engage with me as a fellow author - if it is you then great, if it is not, as i suspect, then this is a fake approach. I just wanted to be sure. thanks. [signed name blacked out] You're a real person, right? No, I'm a bot. Please don't include existential questions in a contact form. Yes.

I just found out that an AI scammer is impersonating me in their spam campaign. I am LIVID.

Please, please share this post. Warn people. I’m horrified that someone might be ripped off in my name.

No one is safe from being impersonated like this.

I'm waiting for the audio book.

Haha 🤣

It's me kissing a cat that I'm holding.

Not my cat, but I love her.

the “I assure you we’re open” sign from Clerks. this is such a boomer joke I’m sorry

satellite image of the Strait of Hormuz

"I shall go down in history as the man who opened a door!"

Music, Magic, May from S. J. Tucker Live Stream from S. J. Tucker.

Online show May 9, 2pm CT! $5 + a gift download with your ticket. It’s been too long. Won’t yall join me? sjtucker.bandcamp.com/merch/music-... #MusicSky #WitchSky

Well, crap.

The Simpsons can only exist in societies that are dumb enough to be mockable but smart enough not to collapse. This narrow “Goldilocks zone” of balanced idiocy is fragile and rare across the galaxy. Most planets invent The Simpsons right before destroying themselves

Yeah. I definitely need time to digest before entering a new world.

This is your reminder to play weird little indie games and support the devs

INSIDIOUS: OUT OF THE FURTHER - Official Trailer (4K) YouTube video by Sony Pictures Entertainment

This trailer just ruined pillow forts for me.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxU8...

Personally, I'd like to see a remake of Jabberjaw.