what circle of hell is LinkedIn

hold hands while we cross the rubicon?

At the punk show clapping politely and hoping no one spills my $10 beer

do not “touch base” with me you fucking pervert

A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s

Looks we love

you come to me on the day I’m slowly dissipating in space

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. The cafeteria is closing early today.

like you’ve never seen a suburban dad blasting von dutch in the drive thru before

these random blood stains add a certain je ne sais quoi to my “good vibes only” t-shirt

Let's make this slaughterhouse, a slaughterHOME.

Wow is this really what we were trying to load all day? Couldn't wait to see this?

TV and vhs tapes

This is what going on the internet used to feel like

A flair for despair.

I hope our names are next to each other on the palantir threat level database

just one more new celebrity podcast will fix everything

i keep the forest and the trees in different spreadsheets

Still no flying cars. Still cleaning our teeth with strings

Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this.

The entire USA: what?

Melania: not me.

a captialism pyramid t the base, industrial workers support the entire structure, bearing the weight of all classes above them. The Elite: Above the workers, groups like soldiers, clergy, and politicians protect or maintain the system. The Top: The highest point is crowned by a money bag, symbolizing that wealth is the driving force of the system

"Pyramid of Capitalist System," published in 1911 by the Industrial Workers of the World (IWW)

brb just gonna slip into an alternate reality for a few eons or so

I bring a certain "deadlines are something you just made up, this is all fake" vibe to the workplace that people don't really appreciate

If you remember the BluBlockers commercial rap you should schedule your colonoscopy.

*guy cheering on nuclear war voice* why aren’t people having babies?

Meditation always leads me to the same place (money laundering).

All lost socks enter a portal to become spirit guides.

a digital road sign that says "don't"

we should have listened

view of a sunset behind a palm tree

western sky coming in clutch

so we’re just gonna dust off that mission accomplished banner and call it a day, huh