what circle of hell is LinkedIn
Posts by dΟ ΔΈΔΈΠ½a earl
hold hands while we cross the rubicon?
At the punk show clapping politely and hoping no one spills my $10 beer
do not βtouch baseβ with me you fucking pervert
A mannequin is dismantled βneath a sign reading βlooks we loveβ near the entrance of a Macyβs
Looks we love
you come to me on the day Iβm slowly dissipating in space
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. The cafeteria is closing early today.
like youβve never seen a suburban dad blasting von dutch in the drive thru before
these random blood stains add a certain je ne sais quoi to my βgood vibes onlyβ t-shirt
Let's make this slaughterhouse, a slaughterHOME.
Wow is this really what we were trying to load all day? Couldn't wait to see this?
TV and vhs tapes
This is what going on the internet used to feel like
A flair for despair.
I hope our names are next to each other on the palantir threat level database
just one more new celebrity podcast will fix everything
i keep the forest and the trees in different spreadsheets
Still no flying cars. Still cleaning our teeth with strings
Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this.
The entire USA: what?
Melania: not me.
a captialism pyramid t the base, industrial workers support the entire structure, bearing the weight of all classes above them. The Elite: Above the workers, groups like soldiers, clergy, and politicians protect or maintain the system. The Top: The highest point is crowned by a money bag, symbolizing that wealth is the driving force of the system
"Pyramid of Capitalist System," published in 1911 by the Industrial Workers of the World (IWW)
brb just gonna slip into an alternate reality for a few eons or so
I bring a certain "deadlines are something you just made up, this is all fake" vibe to the workplace that people don't really appreciate
If you remember the BluBlockers commercial rap you should schedule your colonoscopy.
*guy cheering on nuclear war voice* why arenβt people having babies?
Meditation always leads me to the same place (money laundering).
All lost socks enter a portal to become spirit guides.
a digital road sign that says "don't"
we should have listened
view of a sunset behind a palm tree
western sky coming in clutch
so weβre just gonna dust off that mission accomplished banner and call it a day, huh