My friend always finds the craziest gems. 💎

Tuna dip
Tuna dip with chips
Hey hey

what's your name son? uhhh [looks at cop's shirt pocket] penn badgley

natalie portman looking at a tan unhinged stranger: uhh

all we are allowed to ask is “is your dog a service animal?” If they say yes, you aren’t allowed to ask the nature of the service and can only get the dog out if it’s disruptive. It’s so out of the staff’s hands and it sucks that they are the ones who have to bear the brunt. Amend the ADA I guess?

Which one? The Caesar was the only one that I didn’t find revolting (but I am also very cynical)

Noooo it’s really nasty. The fries have been different skus every time. They’re using cheaper chicken and it’s the same price as beef burgers. I hate everything about it, it feels so so cynical

Warsaw is both medieval hunting lodge and Cyberpunk 2077

Hand jobs

Also jfc Rossi’s in Poughkeepsie is so so good

The vodka pizza from Joe & Pat’s is the best pizza in the world.

stinker cut-rate gas sign, boise, idaho, 1980

stinker cut-rate gas sign, boise, idaho, 1980

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Please let us know next time you come to Court Street!

Welcome page for the museum. The image is an incredibly hench male hominid posed like Rodin's The Thinker except he's looking at you like he's just seen you across the cave and really digs your vibe. I would, tbh.

The Saxony-Anhalt State Museum of Prehistory welcomes you, real fuckin' sexy like you want

www.landesmuseum-vorgeschichte.de/en/

Truly bad Noma take. Honest open question: are you a dumbass?

ate a whole pot pie like 3 hours ago and i’m still not high

Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.

New York’s Finest Sandwich The best Italian combo in the city contains no meat whatsoever.

Best sandwich in NYC, maybe in the world www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

Ok. Yes.

Standup specials on streaming love to be called

Brad Plent: Playing with My Trucks
Michelle Candies: Meemaw’s Granny
Jeffrey Dougis: Living in the Shed
Maddie Swig: Soup Aunt

Don’t have a lot of followers here, but my restaurant S&P Lunch is now open for dinner Thursdays-Sundays. I’ll be running the door all weekend if you way to say hi. Eat a shrimp cocktail sandwich.

This is 100% what’s going to happen

Is gene fingering his ear?

No one would accuse him of being the smartest pro-Israel advocate, but certainly the loudest

Two ceramic pigs labeled "pigs with no specific duties"

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

Project hail Larry!

This is wild

I’ll always remember Project Hail Mary as the movie where I saw someone smuggle an entire bottle of mustard into the theater and squirt it on a bunch of tiny cocktail franks.

It was certainly a Choice