Consider it encouraged, to whomever I can!

Good riddance

I fear the only thing that could be worse for my #Astros right now would be if they fired Joe Espada and replaced him with JD Vance.

The #Astros are doing performance art at this point, right? It certainly isn’t baseball.

Thank you for this. I admit I did not realize this was the proper term to use, and apologize to Iranians I know to whom a mentioned Farsi as the language instead of Persian.

Sending thoughts and prayers to @chandlerrome.bsky.social for having to cover this for the entire season. #Astros

Yeah, afraid my pessimistic outlook for the #Astros before the season started has turned out to be a little too rosy. Gonna be a painful summer ahead.

Sorry I missed you! (ended up being near the start of the line of the march, and had to get home for some work stuff after that)

Yet they cheered and cheered for him. The Delaware Way, you know.

He looks even shorter from far away.

No

I imagine Joe Espada and Dana Brown are running their resumes through ChatGPT to make them look better for when they’re let go later this year. #Astros

Trying so hard not to overreact to the first two games of the season. Not succeeding. #astros

Happy Opening Day, George!

I have not seen a better encapsulation of America’s decline than this Netflix Opening Day broadcast.

Reserve judgment until you see a replay of the Kid Rock “we’re afraid of Spanish” show.

I've always subscribed to the state motto: "Delaware, where your money goes to hide"

I think even Obama might agree with you on that one.

I give it another semester or so before we’re each violently body-slammed into the sidewalk at UD.

I think “muddle instead of music” might be in a review of mine somewhere.

Heartbreaking. Enraging. Soul-crushing.

The word “shit” with an exclamation point spray-painted on a sidewalk.

Seen on a walk in Las Cruces, NM, this morning. Seems about right.

Dominican Republic is a good choice for the WBC – loaded team and tons of fun players.

Oh no!!

As seen on Twitter: “bills-eagles ending in a way that leaves both fanbases in their preferred emotional state (suicidal)”

Well, with the place to yourself, you can probably catch up some reading and writing, in between outsmarting robbers.

If nothing else, you'll enjoy him breaking bats over his roid-raged knees when he strikes out for the 4th time in a game.

Worried about your budget? Have you tried just being cold all winter?

Fear the Bird!