"I'm such a slut for crust." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse

"you can't do carbon credits with crime." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

Announcing TALES FROM THE TERRITORY by Travis Baldree We’re delighted to announce Tales from the Territory, in which award-winning storyteller Travis Baldree takes us back to the Territory in a heart-warming set of five stories, three making t...

We’re delighted to announce Tales from the Territory, in which award-winning storyteller @travisbaldree.bsky.social takes us back to the Territory in a heart-warming set of five stories: subterraneanpress.com/newsannounci...

"You gotta bring a lot of dog pictures to the table to make me okay with responding to your fb messenger request." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly:

- Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat)
- Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex)
- Humming (stimulates vagus nerve)
- Exercise (anything helps, outside even better)
- Impeachment and removal

"It's like Werner Herzog's paint colors for depressed people." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

A quick heads up before the general sale opens at noon! Copies of the signed limited edition of Children of the Nameless by Brandon Sandersonare in our warehouse, and will begin shipping in a few weeks. On Friday, we noticed a problem with the dust jackets, and are having those reprinted, and have used this opportunity to add two different types of finish to them. We discovered this problem—naturally!—after announcing the book's on sale date everywhere. Anyone whose copy has already shipped will be sent a copy of the new dustjacket free of charge when they reach our warehouse.

A quick heads up before the Children of the Nameless by @brandonsanderson.com opens at noon ET!

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

Maltese dog sleeping on back

Mood.

You always have the perfect Schitts Creek gifs.

There's so many different ways to do it for all patience levels! There's also tons of 3D printed bookbinding tools to get you addicted!

Just bought a cool organizer and I can't wait to show off my bookbinding tools with it.

To reduce the odds of accidentally bonking the target with an ice ball, use salt water in your balloons.

Warm salt water may be procured from sources as near as your bladder.

I did not know that shouting "fucking bitch" after shooting someone three times in the face causes internal bleeding, the more you know, right

A Closer Look at the Lettered edition of THE WAY HOME Peter Beagle is my favorite author, and working with him for the Subterranean Press Edition of The Way Home is a privilege I shall always treasure. From the art direction to the final lettered ed...

A closer look at the lettered edition for Peter Beagle's THE WAY HOME, featuring comments from our COO @aglance.bsky.social: subterraneanpress.com/newsa-closer...

I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.

That is called murder when they do that.

Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.

"It's still the best minotaur romance I've read. And I've read "a lot." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

MIRAC - Minnesota Immigrant Rights Action Committee

We continue to be appalled by attacks on immigrants that are making communities and cities across the country less safe. Today's shooting of a civilian by an ICE officer is horrifying. We have donated to MIRAC and encourage you to donate to organizations that share your values. www.miracmn.com

White Maltese dog in forefront with two small white dogs in beds behind

I'm so sick of discourse from supposed allies about where trans people went wrong.

Where we "went wrong" is that billionaires spent unimaginably large sums to attack us repeatedly and major media outlets have spent a decade piling on.

"Who hasn't lied about cats to their landlord?" #QuotesFromtheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

"You're the first person I know who is doing ketamine legally!" #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

"what are your thoughts on alternative nut butters?" #QuotesFromTheWarehouse

"It's my DESTINY, butthead!" #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

"It's not even ten a.m. and I've already received emotional damage from @travisbaldree.bsky.social." (coworker is reading some short stories, and enjoying them, but now needs a hug) #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

'"Peanut butter side up?" I don't ever want to hear those words again, Geralyn.' #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

Recipe for cool ranch pickle Dorito salad. And they don't even put the word salad in quotation marks

Every day we stray farther from God's light.

" I chose that? Oh dear God." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

Snackies!

"The God is Not Willing - luckily, we are. So we'll keep shipping it." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social