We've always been a rhubarb cake family up here in the north but I made a strawberry rhubarb pie last summer that fucking banged. It's the best tasting nuisance plant on earth

Highlander Whatever You Say Scene YouTube video by Demicore

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It's so sad the way they shoot movies now with lighting and framing. I watch movies that are considered action schlock or hilarious flops from decades past and they beat the everliving fuck out of anything made since 4K cameras became the standard. It's not nostalgia, Johnny Mnemonic looks great.

I think I made Geralt look exactly like ancient era Sean Connery in Witcher 3 whenever he had to wear formal clothes for a story quest.

I love MacLeod's Scottish katana. Hilarious signature weapon.

I love that Christopher Lambert ~talking like this~ in every scene is a point he cops bring up in the interrogation room. What the fuck is that accent supposed to be

I threw on two cover albums by The Protomen while I was cleaning today, and both of them have Princes of The Universe. I wrapped up and went upstairs to throw on a movie, and at random I picked Highlander off my PLEX server because I've never seen it. Guess what fucking song opens that movie?

Now serving: the Joker Goon Collins.

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Regional celebrity lawyers might be the funniest symptom of the American sickness

If any of you stupid sons of a bitch think Micheal Bay did you a disservice with any of the Transformers movies, you should watch Pain & Gain and find out exactly how bad things can get. They're bad, but the hole gets so much deeper in his career.

This time we hit Dead & Buried, Johnny Mnemonic, and Pain & Gain. D&B is pretty fun but unremarkable. Johnny Mnemonic fucking rocks unironically no notes.

Pain & Gain is 129 minutes of fucking torture. The only way to save it is if the last hour was I Saw The Devil starring Ed Harris.

Past few months, some friends and I have been doing The Wheel of Euphoria and Despair, a movie-picking wheel with titles of alternating quality.

So far we've hit the D&D movie, "Yes, Madam!" Starring Michelle Yeoh, Orphan, Body Snatchers 1993 and Underwater.

It's a really stupid way to do this.

Season 2 Leland Palmer invades every scene he's in like Bazelguese. You hear the the singing and half a second later, fuck there he is

Used a sugar-free root beer to make a dark and stormy because I'm out of ginger beer. Turns out, it's bad.

I yelled at the screen "SHUT UP" when Australian Car Granpy said the line

She sat next to me of her own accord. This is the closest she's comfortable with, but still!

Make sure the buckles on his harness aren't rusty

The Amish win again, the cunts

You got to admit it's pretty goddamn funny that in two weeks I'll be delivering beer one bottle at a time out of a flatbed rickshaw

New couch is house beast approved

Never been a better time for wives hitting husbands with rolling pins. Big era for women with a strong swingin' arm.

Big sandwich

I wish I could set a timed bot that reposted this every 12 hours. Matt is the prophet of our times, the issue at hand is that the times in question are as stupid as fucking possible

Two idiots who are definitely not two seconds away from a fearsome bunny-kicking fight

It does kind of suck that the expensive tonic water makes a noticeably better gin and tonic. You'd expect the basic stuff to be identical, but fever tree actually is slightly nicer.

Energon Cube

I've never had an aviation before. It's like drinking grandma's perfume collection. I don't hate it. Feels like a drink that could only have been invented before TV.

Peaflower Aviation, Peaflower G&T, and Earl Grey Martini

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I can feel myself getting stupider and honestly it feels kinda good