at a party and there’s a cat hiding in the bedroom

the greatest day in the group chat was when someone said “just bumped into Phil… he’s bald as fuck” before quickly realising Phil was in the group chat

hey everyone, this guy drinks butthole coffee!

oops sorry everyone

A horse breaks its leg at the races, the tent goes up. There's a loud crack but instead of a guy with a gun a chiropractor comes out, the horse walking behind him. Everyone cheers

can’t believe people are moving over to Bluesky when we could have done the funniest thing ever and migrated to TruthSocial

i just tested this with the same size bottle; trying to hold a pint glass must be a nightmare for him

i’ve got one invite code left and i’m giving it to Azealia Banks

who decided everyone has to be nice on here? who put you in charge? give me the TL beef

yeah she’s Welsh, not British

i will never tire of eating cheesestrings whole and watching my girlfrend’s horrified reaction

oh it’s shit. pretty sure i loved it when i was 11

i bought that album because i was a child that spent his pocket money on a random CD every weekend, and i’m ashamed to say i’m about to listen to that song for the first time in at least 20 years

MR. WILLKIN

i’m down to the point at which i followed HQ Trivia UK with Follower Bridge, so 5 years of people i’ve followed done

11 to go

bluesjy