if you ever feel like the world is lost and everything is hopeless, just remember that there’s an alternate universe where webex won the teleconference war

ur worried about ur rate limit exceeding when u really need to LIMIT the RATE you’re SEEDING ur EX stop texting them

Also every person who is really 100% in on this has absolutely no taste, cannot ascertain what makes ANYTHING good, and is frantic to show off so we're in for maybe three years of truly atrocious fake art that will destroy any hope for that use

pollen allergies are a tree nut allergy in a sense

my mom went to college with u

not only are u a scab today, she says u have an interesting collection of scabs in intimate little places

I have ACTUALLY helped get Nazis banned from a lot of platforms, and here is what ACTUALLY happens when that work is successful:

1) the Nazis panic

2) the Nazis try to regroup on a smaller, more isolated platform

3) only a fraction of the Nazis actually make it there

(cont)

The way gold and silver both compliment our melanin perfectly, we don’t ever have to choose

I never get tired of seeing Black people in luxury. This country has put us through so much shit and yet here we are. Rumble my people, rumble.

strength is finding community, using whatever tools you got to make it through

that’s how we got out of slavery, not the bootstraps bs

always always protect your peace, they want to see us broken down

i think the problem is you’ve only met generative AIs

if you spoke to one person in real life ever, you’d realize that when you’re obnoxious to random people who don’t want you around, they aren’t gonna respond with “reasoned debate”

they’ll call u an asshole and make fun of u for being cringey

no one cares about your “good faith discussions” of other people’s lives

you are incapable of self reflection, work on that before you try bothering other people with “discourse”

Logging out of Twitter and logging into Bluesky feels a lot like faking your own death and starting a new life as a mysterious but respected bartender in a quiet coastal New England town

us conservatives are just tryin :( :( 2 find a way :( :( :( 2 exist on social media without havin 2 deal with u wokeists :( :( :( :( which is why I have followed u here :(( to tell u that :’(

one of my most valuable skills is typing almost completely silently, so no one can tell if im working or not (im not)

thinking about my invention for invention convention in 3rd grade, instead of having to wait for the car to give u hot air from the ac, it just pumps the hot exhaust right into the car

logging onto my favorite social media site today hoping no one else shows up

the first skeet ratios
couldn’t have happened to a bigger cretin ❤️

sometimes u gotta get down with the peasants to remember why it’s so good to be king

skypes

cant believe they’re letting the British on here, it’s all downhill

gonna use this to violate all my ndas, they’ll never get an invite