Taylor Swift is fucking dead to me.

Trond Grizzell - Football Trond Grizzell (7) Wide Receiver - Pronunciation tron Redshirt Junior (2024)  Appeared in 12 games, eight of which were starts  Hauled in 27 catches

White people: these Black athletes have some crazy names. Why can't they just name their kids something normal?
Also white people:

If you think I should mourn the death of a man who advocated for the stoning death of my queer friends and family, the extermination of my trans friends, the imprisonment of my Hispanic and Muslim coworkers, and the de-naturalization and deportation of my father, you can get all the way fucked.

Charlie Kirk died doing what he loved: saying racist ass shit for money.

In case you're wondering how I'm doing, I keep listening to late era Scott Walker on my way to work.

They shoulda stopped this game at halftime. If this was boxing the ref would've been imprisoned for negligence. #RIPTylerHerro

Looks terrible

Somebody come with me to see Sparks in September. Do it. Do it. Do it.

"You know in Europe, you're guilty until proven innocent." Thanks Glenn. Just play the songs.

Thank you Coachella for giving me the saddest looking circle pit of all time.

We need like ONE senator to die this month... for morale

The Mavs traded Luka and Yeet Uso won the Royal Rumble. We truly are living in a dark time.

Did't originate the observation but seems surreal now that we made recent president Jimmy Carter sell a peanut farm to prevent a conflict of interest.

I'm listening to all the Will Oldham albums beginning to end so if I turn up face down in a river, you'll know why.

Elon: “Heil Hitler”
the press: “hmmm I wonder what he means by this”

Yes, you just described how elections work.

I can't wait to hear about how/why that wasn't a Nazi salute from all the dumbest motherfuckers alive.

Woke up to album announcements from Japanese Breakfast, Youth Lagoon and Destroyer. What a great day.

I gotta say, Raw looks great. This is the best it has looked maybe ever. Too bad I spent the first 20 minutes watching rich people congratulating themselves for having made a transaction. Who the fuck is this for? This is still ostensibly a wrestling show, right?

ELP has realized his childhood dream of winning a belt that looks like a microwave oven.

Jeff Cobb is a genetic freak.

My wife and kids are in bed so I’m staying up late to watch Kenny Omega’s return match at Wrestle Kingdom in the Tokyo Dome. This is the upside of globalization.

I think everyone involved with the Mercedes Mone rollout overestimated her drawing power. This is just not working.

Hot take: the C2 final was the best Okada vs Ospreay match.

The Wonders were just so fun and inventive. I laughed out loud by myself multiple times.

Fully agree. I haven't had that much fun playing a Super Mario game since SMW.

Ospreay vs Darby was my favorite wrestling match in months. Insane chemistry from two guys who have never wrestled before.

Kenny: "You think Jay Z or..."
Chuck: "Probably not a good time right now"

UTOPIA NOW! Rosie Tucker · Album · 2024 · 13 songs

I stupidly slept on this record, which came out in April. I will now listen to this a dozen times or more in the next week as penance. Join me.