((Oughhh bsky rp soon i prommy...the springtime allergies devil is attacking))

Ah, thank you...

[Lift. Sip. Glances up.]

...

[CHOKES---]

MY LORD??!

More. Say more. I beg.

...nor would one think another of the most feared of their rank in the legion was so easy to toss around without those needles of theirs.

The physical incapability was humiliating...

"...you cannot be serious. Of all the ill-mannered...!"

They crossed their arms across their chest, sulking.

Their eye twitched.

"Ah, so you are perfectly fine with removing your OWN garments carefully-- HEY--!!?"

They squirmed in his hands, face red from either the heat or something else.

"You needn't hold me, you realize...!? I can hardly enjoy the water when you are manhandling me!!"

Oh, I'd quite enjoy that, depending on what follows!!

Sorry about the website. Our Garlean Technologists died in the several wars so we could only get a vibe coder from Garlean Accounting to take over.

It iiiiiiis......mmrmrmrrph.

((Is this how it works Izumi))

Hmm.

[Touching the ends.]

The short style suits your personality and lifestyle both. Still, no harm in growing it out, yes? Simply trim it if you change your mind.

Do you dislike it short~?

Mmmmmmmghhhghghg.

YELPS.

"WHEN DID YOU-- Enough!! Do you need to ACT like one!?"

i hate dogs

[Elegant coughing]

Well then! ...you are out to play again~?

Yes.

I Am So Fucking Scared Right Now

((i intend to do it again sometime!!))

Ghh- ...uwah~ So gentle as not to break my cute little neck~!

...gokiburi-chan.

Olwen't.

Oh, this again~? You know if I pick something, I will likely forget again as well. Is that alright~?

Ah, my apologies. I forgot. You go by this and that and this and that, don't you~? Do you have a favorite this time?

Oh my. The problematic Miss Olwen has returned!

Eyes closed.

They were trying to find inner peace/

Surely they could simply accept that this is how he--

THEY HIT HIM ATOP THE HEAD WITH THEIR FIST.

"YOU ARE REPLACING EVERY LAST GARMENT WITH YOUR NEXT PAYCHECK!!! ...a-and stop looking!! It is the water! The water!!! It is distorting things!!!"

"ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING GO ME--"

The worst!!! He was the worst!!! Their clothes were soaking wet!!! Ugh!!!

Still, no reasoning with him when he was like this. Izumi at last relented, glaring and letting him go ahead.

"You will be fetching towels later, even if you are doing so in the nude!"

"Are you crazy?! No!!! Use the shower heads in the area before, they are there for a reason...!" Izumi scolded loudly, scrunching up their face at the metallic scent. At least it was stronger than their seasonally floral one right now...

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"H-HEY--?! Do not lift me so casually?! I ABSOLUTELY DID NOT AGREE TO-- AT LEAST WASH YOURSELF FIRST?!?!"

SCREAMING AND PROTESTING THE WHOLE WAY!! They do not trust him to have the SENSE to not just JUMP IN.

"Uuaaaauuugh--?!" YELPS, STRUGGLING.

"Y-you are utterly filthy, you little mutt...! M-my clothing! You are getting blood all over it--!!?"

SQUEAL.

Unfortunate, that. Perhaps I should tutor you in Hingan that you might borrow some of mine.

I highly recommend "My Crossdressing Next-Door Neighbor has Recently Developed a Curiosity about Frotting". I'd describe it as a philosophical genre deconstruction.