Ghostbusters 2 x Lord of the Rings meme

Top Five of 2025 My favorite films of 2025, in no particular order after Sinners.

My favorite films of 2025, in no particular order after Sinners.

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#sinners #deathstalker #wakeupdeadman #frankenstein #caughtstealing

This is my favorite parody account.

it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society

Mash up bands:

Limp Korn

Tonight's flick is one of my favorite recent vampire movies.

4/5 jake-o-lanterns

No horror movie tonight. Instead, I'm going to curl up with this wholesome, family-friendly piece of literature instead.

#31daysofhalloween

Let's kick off the spooky season with a little bit of cult hijinks the The Fixx.

The House of the Devil

4.5/5 jake-o-lanterns

It really bothers me when I make a typo in a group chat, and my friends have the audacity to read it before I can edit.

They're like a flesh eating disease that's highly offended by people who don't want their flesh eaten.

Me: Sometimes you treat me like I don’t even exist. Like I’m not standing right in front of you, waiting for some response.

Touchless faucet:

QRP with your wings art!

Just a fan-fucking-tastic werewolf flick.

4/5 jake-o-lanterns

I don't think I've ever seen an 80's movie that was more 80's than this.

3.5/5 jake-o-lanterns

Of course, now that I've posted this, I imagine I've given the great algorithm permission to send me all the Hims ads.

There's absolutely nothing shameful about ED or seeking treatment for it. But when it comes to reminders that I'm aging, working w/ 20 year olds has been doing a great job of it.

Shortly before turning 39 and continuing after, the great algorithm has been sending me erectile disfunction ads. While this is a major step up from Mark Walburg and Chris Prart asking me to pray with them, I do wish the algorithm waited for me to search "ED treatments" rather than just assume.

From 'Mad Ship' by Robin Hobb.

Stiff competition but this may be the worst vibe July 4th in my many centuries of existence

Ya know what fuck it go ahead and put ketchup on those hot dogs nothing matters anymore

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How about if before we type the accusation “no one is talking about this” we do a search to see if that’s true, k?

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

I worked at a cafe, and Magic Johnson showed up to order a smoothie. After writing down his order, I asked for his name. He cut himself off before telling me to just put E. J. (This was in his hometown.)

I tell people this story about you all the time.

If you get a punny tattoo, the joke’s on you

Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.

Day 18

"..."

The Expanse: Osiris Reborn - Official Announcement Trailer YouTube video by IGN

A Switch 2 can wait. A PS5 is now my top priority. 😍

Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.

Day 17

"I don't dance."