when the moon is full and it shines an evil blinding light

i love keeping a google keep note with all my job interview questions on there so i can run through like 5 or 6 of them with an interviewer on the spot and they think im really knowledgeable and prepared. but actually it's just acting and social engineering.

I have succumbed to nintendos will

Artillery Witch

a soft looking and somewhat worn felt swan with a big beak and trailing feathers

thinking about this 1500 year old plush swan made of reindeer wool

Ur welcome! Hope he feels better soon!!

Tylenol and a heated compress!!

last Thursday! the fatigue and the teeth pain is so real tho. I didn't think it'd be this bad

Sherlock Holmes Is Finally Free To Be Gay I recently watched the utterly ridonkulous TV show Young Sherlock, which takes some delightfully strange liberties with the character of Sherlock Holmes....

As of 2023, Sherlock Holmes is finally in the public domain in the United States -- which means that Arthur Conan Doyle's heirs and random other rights-holders can no longer insist that the character be free of any trace of homoeroticism.

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working from home

It's always sunny in Arda

Hate the way my teeth hurt after my sinus surgery. Like come on. Stop being so interconnected in there

When my boss sends me a Teams message

Idk why I just saw this comment, but thank you!!

✨people who hate you are losers, and people who love you are hot and fun✨

As a society we need to go back to having two sleeps. You go to bed around 7:00 PM and then wake up at midnight and putter around in the dark, visit your neighbors, write, read, whatever, and then go back to bed

If there was a god, then there wouldn't be insurance CEOs denying health care for people

The king is angry with the pope and the citizenry is spreading easily preventable diseases.

What year is it???

It annoys me that AI slop, specifically, has ruined the niche of the quick photoshop joke.
Just an utter flood of garbage unleashed by removing the barrier of "spend a couple hours learning how a piece of software works".

bro said he was beleaguered i was like well look what has beset you

What Mii should I make next?? Hmm

Made David Lynch

Illustration by Abigail Larson depicting a gothic re-imagining of the "Beauty and the Beast" fairytale. A satyr-like monster is seated next to a Victorian woman on a couch in front of a grotesque fireplace. The monster has a look of surprise on his face as the woman kisses him.

An unexpected kiss 🖤