Exactly

*web searching for a breed of rose named ‘Beverly Hills’ and not finding anything, then going ‘duh….’*

I think I need a nap...

A whole lotta folks failing the exam here….

Oh, by the way, wanted to mention the Portland BJs is now open until 10pm, so when you're down here loading up the car with supplies you have a late-night shopping option.

Green, but only a cool British racing car kinda green, not the varieties of Exorcist vomit green everyone's selling these days.

That shot is going to be very green very soon. If it ever quits snowing 🤣🤣🤣

It's so funny to me that The Onion asks people to share conspiracy theories and most of the responses are not conspiracy theories but are real things that actually happened.

Yum, a little late night tool p o r n 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍

Four handmade copper pieces with small bronze pot weed accents. Two square keychains with rounded corners (one has copper weed accents), one square ring dish with a raised lip that also has a small green gemstone, and one round ring dish.

Happy 420 Day to those who celebrate

I’m not sure yet which option is worse.

Even he thinks we shouldn't vote for him.

Congratulations!!! I’m so happy for you!

Yeah, a little bit of spit ain’t gonna do the trick.

The oppo research folder tucked away in Suzie’s desk is probably several inches thick and just waiting for the day after Mainers vote put this guy on the November ballot.

I changed everything to Comic Sans in the revised template.

Please. Everyone knows it’s because of Jerry.

Jerry wins the internet today. Everyone can go outside and play now.

You know it’s April in Maine when every post is ‘have you planted your peas yet?'

Pretty much all of us who were children at the time but old enough to understand nightly news reports about the war in Vietnam, the protests, the ’68 Democratic convention, Woodstock, Kent State, MLK and RFK assassinations, etc. are now in the 65+ column.

Starting to wonder if Melissa will ever get in…..

And the ones at the grocery store are just 2 bucks if they just want a tote 😀

Instead of coughing up $40 (!!!!!!!) for a tote, they can subscribe to something and get a free tote. My Smithsonian Magazine membership is $19/year and came with a tote that’s just like the nice reusable ones I buy at the grocery store.

I hope 'I hate my life FINAL V2’ works out for you.

This is the kind of person who you wish you could just follow around and every time they talk to a woman you pull her aside and show her that post...

Ha ha ha…I work for a bank, that ain’t never gonna happen

Thanks for the reminder. I turn on amazon one month a year to catch up on shows and order stuff I can’t get anywhere else with free shipping, and I had forgotten about The Boys.

Yeah, that’s a tough one. Good for you for accepting that it’s better to pay someone who lifts heavy things for a living than to potentially create an expensive medical bill.

Also, I’d love to see this 150 pound dresser, if you’re comfortable sharing. Furniture made with actual real wood is swell.

I had to upgrade the operating system on my macbook today, and now bluesky is autocompleting when I type.

Is this macOS hell, or is this some fresh hell from bluesky?

Also, how do I turn this shit off!!!!

The bottom of the note warning bank officials being 'Generated with Al, which can make mistakes’ is bitter irony.

It sounds like a completely perfect day.